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7th Street Burger
Master Critic Review
7th Street Burger
7.6
Vibes:
Cheap Eats Budget Brilliance
Quick Bites Champions
Late Night Legends
Solo Dining Sanctuaries
7th Street Burger’s Park Slope outpost is a barebones smashburger counter turning out greasy, griddled cheeseburgers and loaded fries into the late night. It’s built for fast, no-frills satisfaction rather than lingering, with a short menu that focuses on doing one style of burger very well.
Must-Try Dishes:
Double smash cheeseburger, Impossible or veggie smashburger, Loaded fries with cheese and onions
Scores:
Value: 8.7
Service: 7
Consistency: 7.4
Food Quality: 8.2
Atmosphere: 6
Cultural Relevance: 6.8
What makes it special: Straightforward smashburgers and loaded fries served fast and late.
Who should go: Burger purists craving quick, greasy satisfaction.
When to visit: Late nights or casual off-hours when you need a quick fix.
What to order: Double cheeseburger, veggie smashburger, loaded fries.
Insider tip: Keep it simple—two patties, cheese, and onions hit the sweet spot here.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; generally easier on residential side streets but tight after 7pm.
Dress code: Extremely casual—hoodies, jeans, and grab-and-go attire are the norm.
Noise level: Moderate to loud during late-night rush; minimal seating means conversations are brief but doable.
Weekend wait: 5–15 minutes, mostly due to line volume rather than food prep.
Weekday lunch: Usually no wait; quick in-and-out service.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—a veggie smashburger is available.
Vegan options: Limited—the veggie burger can be made vegan by removing cheese and sauce, but options are sparse.
Gluten-free options: Not ideal—no gluten-free bun and cross-contact is likely due to the compact griddle setup.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if the vibe is intentionally casual—this is a no-frills counter spot built for speed, not ambiance.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—seating is limited and first-come, first-served, but most customers take their food to-go.
Is it kid-friendly? Generally yes for older kids who can manage counter service; no high chairs, limited seating, and a late-night crowd may feel too hectic for toddlers.
Best For
Better for: Late-night smashburgers at a lower price point with faster turnaround than sit-down competitors.
Skip if: You want a full meal with seating, alcohol, or a less greasy, more chef-driven burger experience.