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What The Cluck - Haight
Master Critic Review
What The Cluck - Haight
7.9
Counter-service Thai chicken-and-rice specialist serving classic khao man gai with fragrant rice, broth, and sauces. Locals use it for a fast, high-value Haight bite that travels well.
Must-Try Dishes:
Khao Man Gai (classic poached chicken & rice), Crispy Chicken Over Rice, Chicken Bone Broth
Scores:
Value: 9
Service: 7.7
Consistency: 8.3
Food Quality: 8.4
Atmosphere: 6.4
Cultural Relevance: 7.8
What makes it special: Singular focus on Thai chicken rice with house sauces and broth.
Who should go: Budget-minded Thai comfort seekers
When to visit: Midday or early dinner for minimal waits
What to order: Classic khao man gai; crispy chicken rice; extra sauce trio
Insider tip: Ask for extra ginger–garlic and chili–vinegar to tweak heat and tang.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Mostly street parking along Haight; expect some circling during lunch hours. No private lot or valet available.
Dress code: Casual—come as you are. Streetwear or work clothes fit right in.
Noise level: Low to moderate; it’s a small counter setup with steady takeout flow, not loud enough to disrupt conversation.
Weekend wait: 5–10 minutes depending on takeout orders ahead of you.
Weekday lunch: Usually no wait—fast turnaround even during peak hours.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Limited—most dishes are chicken-based, though rice and sauce sides can be ordered separately.
Vegan options: Minimal—sauces contain fish sauce and chicken broth.
Gluten-free options: Mostly yes—rice-based dishes and plain chicken are safe, but always confirm sauce ingredients.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Not ideal—it’s counter-service and fast casual. Better suited for a quick meal than a linger-and-chat setting.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—seating is first come, first served, and turnover is quick. Many diners take food to go.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes, for older kids comfortable with simple chicken-and-rice plates. No kids’ menu or high chairs, but friendly staff and mild flavors help.
Best For
Better for: Faster, cleaner, and more focused Thai comfort fare than typical sit-down spots; great for solo or to-go meals.
Skip if: You’re seeking a full Thai menu with curries, noodles, and share plates—this is a specialist, not a generalist.