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Square Pie Guys
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Square Pie Guys
8.2
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Detroit-style pizza specialists known for caramelized cheese edges and creative toppings. The SoMa flagship fuels groups with shareable pies, wings, and salads at fair prices.
Must-Try Dishes:
The 6x8 Pepperoni, Buffalo Chicken pie, Mean Green Sausage
Scores:
Value: 8.6
Service: 7.9
Consistency: 8.3
Food Quality: 8.4
Atmosphere: 7.4
Cultural Relevance: 8
What makes it special: Detroit-style pies with crackly edges and collab-driven specials.
Who should go: Casual groups and pizza fans
When to visit: Evenings 6–8pm; order ahead on busy weekends
What to order: 6x8 pepperoni; wings; house ranch
Insider tip: Ask for well-done bake if you want extra-crispy edges.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking around SoMa can be tough during peak hours; metered spots nearby, no valet.
Dress code: Casual—jeans and tees are fine; no need to dress up.
Noise level: Lively and energetic; expect chatter but you can still hold group conversations.
Weekend wait: 30–45 minutes without a reservation, longer during peak pizza hours.
Weekday lunch: Usually little to no wait; counter orders move quickly.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—several pizzas and sides can be made vegetarian.
Vegan options: Limited—occasional vegan-friendly specials but not a dedicated menu.
Gluten-free options: No true gluten-free crusts; salads and wings are the safer options.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for casual hangouts or group dates—fun energy but not an intimate setting.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—most guests walk in, but expect waits on weekends; ordering ahead online helps.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—family-friendly vibe with shareable pies and room for groups; no kids’ menu but plenty to split.
Best For
Better for: Detroit-style crusts with caramelized edges and playful topping combos at fair prices.
Skip if: You want thin-crust Neapolitan or quiet fine dining—this is about hearty pies and buzz.
Square Pie Guys
8.4
Detroit-style squares with crisp cheese frico and well-balanced toppings served late on weekends. Efficient counter service and a lively SoMa location make it a reliable post-show pie stop.
Must-Try Dishes:
Cupping Pepperoni Detroit, 6x8 Cheese (Detroit), Hot-Honey Pepperoni
Scores:
Value: 8.2
Service: 8
Consistency: 8.6
Food Quality: 8.8
Atmosphere: 7.8
Cultural Relevance: 8.2
What makes it special: Detroit-style pies with crackly frico edges and dialed-in toppings.
Who should go: Burger-to-pizza late-night crews near Mission Street
When to visit: Fri–Sat 9–10:30pm for latest kitchen hours
What to order: Cupping Pepperoni; 6x8 Cheese; Hot-Honey pie
Insider tip: Ask for a well-done bake for extra frico crunch.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking can be tough in SoMa at night; nearby paid garages at 5th & Mission are your best bet.
Dress code: Casual—jeans and t-shirts are perfectly fine.
Noise level: Lively with music and chatter, but you can usually hold a conversation without shouting.
Weekend wait: 15–25 minutes around peak hours (8–10pm), later nights usually faster.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait—quick counter service handles the rush well.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple veggie pies and salads available.
Vegan options: Limited—can build a veggie pie without cheese, but not a fully dedicated vegan menu.
Gluten-free options: No dedicated gluten-free crust; cross-contamination possible.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? More casual than romantic—better for a fun, low-key date or after a show rather than an intimate evening.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—Square Pie Guys is counter-service and first-come, first-served; no reservations required.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—families come here for square pies and shareable salads. No kids’ menu, but casual atmosphere works well for school-age kids.
Best For
Better for: Detroit-style square pies with crisp frico edges—more unique and craveable than most SF slice shops.
Skip if: If you’re seeking thin-crust New York slices or gluten-free options, other spots nearby will serve you better.