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Loaded Fries N’ Wings

178 Valencia St, San Francisco, CA 94103
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French Fries

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Loaded Fries N’ Wings 8.0
Mid-Market
Takeout counter specializing in fully loaded fry trays—think buffalo, Philly-style, or poutine—with late hours that cover post-show cravings. Portions run hefty for the price.
Must-Try Dishes: Buffalo Loaded Fries, Poutine Loaded Fries, Steak Philly Loaded Fries
Scores:
Value: 8.8 Service: 7.5 Consistency: 7.9 Food Quality: 8.1 Atmosphere: 6.4 Cultural Relevance: 7.7
What makes it special: Menu centers on creative, piled-high fry combinations with long hours.
Who should go: Loaded-fry fans and night owls
When to visit: After 10 pm when lines thin
What to order: Buffalo loaded fries, poutine fries, steak Philly fries
Insider tip: Order online for timed pickup—customize spice and toppings in notes.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Metered street parking is scarce after 7 pm; safest bet is the 5th & Mission garage two blocks away.
Dress code: Totally casual—hoodies, jeans, and late-night comfort wear all fit in.
Noise level: Low to moderate—mostly takeout traffic with some street noise if you linger nearby.
Weekend wait: 10–20 minutes for walk-up orders; online orders ready on time.
Weekday lunch: Usually no wait, but pickup orders may take 5–10 minutes.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—several loaded fry options can be made vegetarian (mushroom, cheese, or veggie toppings).
Vegan options: Limited—basic fries with custom toppings can be vegan, but cross-contact likely.
Gluten-free options: Not guaranteed—fries are fried in shared oil and toppings may contain gluten.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Not ideal—this is more of a late-night, casual takeout spot than a sit-down experience. Better suited for post-show snacking with friends.
Can I get a table without a reservation? There are no tables or reservations—this is a counter-service, mostly takeout setup.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for older kids who love fries, but there’s no seating, high chairs, or kids’ menu. Best as a quick grab-and-go treat.
Best For
Better for: Creative, heavy-loaded fry combinations at a bargain price, especially late at night when most spots are closed.
Skip if: You’re looking for a dine-in setting, alcohol service, or lighter/health-conscious meals.