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Beretta (Valencia)
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Beretta (Valencia)
8.6
Roman-leaning thin-crust pizzas and serious cocktails anchor this Mission stalwart. Locals slide in late for crisp pies, efficient service, and a buzzy Valencia Street vibe.
Must-Try Dishes:
Margherita, Funghi, Calabrese
Scores:
Value: 7.7
Service: 8.4
Consistency: 8.6
Food Quality: 9
Atmosphere: 8.9
Cultural Relevance: 9.1
What makes it special: Late-running kitchen turning out crackly Roman-style pies with strong cocktails.
Who should go: Night owls who want pizza and cocktails
When to visit: Fri–Sat after 9 pm for late service
What to order: Margherita; Calabrese; Funghi
Insider tip: Bar seats post-9 pm often beat the waitlist.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking on Valencia and nearby side streets; expect to circle during peak hours. Paid garages available on 21st and 22nd near Mission.
Dress code: Smart casual—jeans fine, but most guests lean stylish given the bar crowd.
Noise level: Lively—buzzy atmosphere with music and chatter; conversation possible but raised voices after 9pm.
Weekend wait: 45–75 minutes without a reservation, bar seats turn faster.
Weekday lunch: No lunch service—opens late afternoon for dinner.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple pies like Margherita, Funghi, and Eggplant are strong options.
Vegan options: Limited—few items can be customized without cheese but no dedicated vegan menu.
Gluten-free options: No gluten-free crusts; minimal accommodation beyond salads.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Yes—dim lighting, good cocktails, and a lively but intimate feel make it ideal for casual first dates or second rounds after dinner.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Possibly—bar seating is often available for small parties after 9pm, but weekend waits can exceed an hour for tables.
Is it kid-friendly? Not particularly—service runs late and the vibe is adult-oriented, better suited for date nights or groups than families.
Best For
Better for: Late-night energy and cocktails; among the few Mission pizzerias serving crisp Roman-style pies past midnight.
Skip if: You want family dining, gluten-free options, or quiet conversation—try Delfina Pizzeria nearby instead.
Beretta (Valencia)
8.0
Longtime Valencia staple with a refreshed retro-modern look and a savory-leaning weekend brunch. Strong cocktails and Italian comfort plates set a stylish scene for mid-day shoots.
Must-Try Dishes:
Smoked Salmon Benedict, Pasta Chilaquiles, French Toast
Scores:
Value: 7.6
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 8
Food Quality: 8.2
Atmosphere: 8.7
Cultural Relevance: 8.1
What makes it special: Cal-Italian brunch plates with cocktail craft in a photogenic room.
Who should go: Style-minded brunch groups
When to visit: 11–12 for best natural light and shorter waits
What to order: Smoked salmon Benedict; pasta chilaquiles; French toast
Insider tip: Ask for sidewalk seating for Valencia-street backdrop shots.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only along Valencia and 23rd; metered spots fill quickly by noon. Nearby garages on 21st and Mission are the best fallback options.
Dress code: Smart casual—think brunch chic. Denim fine, but many guests dress stylishly for photos.
Noise level: Moderate—lively background chatter with music, but still possible to hold a conversation across the table.
Weekend wait: 45–60 minutes without a reservation during peak hours.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait; walk-ins fine before 1pm.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple options including veggie Benedicts and flatbreads.
Vegan options: Limited—1–2 items like avocado toast can be adapted on request.
Gluten-free options: Partial—gluten-free crust available for some dishes; not a dedicated prep space.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Yes—especially for a casual day-date. The bright interior and cocktails create a social but not overly loud vibe ideal for early brunch chemistry.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Usually yes for small parties before 11:30am or after 1:30pm; larger groups should book in advance on weekends.
Is it kid-friendly? Somewhat—outdoor tables work for families with strollers, but the space inside leans more adult and social than family-oriented.
Best For
Better for: Stylish brunch with standout cocktails and photogenic plates—perfect for social outings and aesthetic-driven diners.
Skip if: You’re seeking a quiet or kid-focused brunch; nearby options like Stable Café or Tartine Manufactory may suit better.
Beretta (Valencia)
8.0
Roman-style thin pies, risotti, and strong cocktails served on a bustling Valencia corner with outdoor tables and heat lamps. Recent refresh modernized the room while keeping the crowd-pleasing menu intact.
Must-Try Dishes:
Margherita Pizza, Agnolotti, Fritto Misto
Scores:
Value: 8.1
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 7.7
Food Quality: 8.2
Atmosphere: 8.4
Cultural Relevance: 8.3
What makes it special: Outdoor-equipped cocktail and pizza destination with late-ish hours.
Who should go: Pizza-and-cocktail crews
When to visit: Golden hour 5–7pm for patio and HH
What to order: Margherita; agnolotti; fritto misto
Insider tip: Heat-lamp patio tables go first—ask the host to wait for one.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Mostly street parking along Valencia or nearby side streets; metered spots fill quickly after 6pm, no valet.
Dress code: Smart casual—jeans and nice tops are fine; dressier vibe on weekends.
Noise level: Moderate to lively indoors; quieter conversation possible on patio.
Weekend wait: Typically 45–60 minutes without a reservation after 7pm.
Weekday lunch: No lunch service; weekday dinners before 6:30pm rarely require a wait.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Strong options including multiple pizzas and pastas; labeled on menu.
Vegan options: Limited—some starters and pizzas can be modified, but no dedicated vegan menu.
Gluten-free options: Gluten-free crust available upon request; separate prep not guaranteed.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Yes—especially outdoors at dusk. The warm lighting, cocktails, and shareable plates make it casual yet polished.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Early walk-ins (before 6:30pm) usually find space; later hours require a waitlist, especially for patio tables.
Is it kid-friendly? Not particularly—more suited to adults and groups; no kids’ menu or high chairs.
Best For
Better for: Cocktails, thin-crust pizzas, and a buzzy patio scene—ideal for groups or date nights.
Skip if: You’re seeking quiet fine dining or extensive vegan/gluten-free options.
Beretta (Valencia)
7.9
Long-running Mission hangout pairing Roman-style pizza, house pastas, and serious cocktails. It’s a flexible choice for groups or a late-night bite, with efficient service and lively energy.
Must-Try Dishes:
Margherita pizza, Risotto of the day, Eggplant caponata
Scores:
Value: 7.6
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 7.9
Food Quality: 8.1
Atmosphere: 8.3
Cultural Relevance: 8
What makes it special: Cocktail-first Italian with pizzas and risotti that deliver.
Who should go: Cocktail lovers and pizza sharers
When to visit: Weeknights 6–8pm or late night after 9:30
What to order: Margherita; risotto special; caponata
Insider tip: Bar seats are quickest; brunch on weekends is underrated.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking on Valencia can be tough, especially after 6pm—give yourself extra time or use a nearby paid lot on 21st Street.
Dress code: Smart casual; jeans and sneakers are fine, but many opt for slightly dressier looks on weekends.
Noise level: Lively and often loud, especially late evenings—conversation can be a strain for larger groups.
Weekend wait: 45–60 minutes without a reservation; bar seats move quicker.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait, though limited daytime hours apply.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—several pizzas, pastas, and antipasti are vegetarian-friendly.
Vegan options: Limited—about 2–3 dishes can be modified vegan, but not a focus.
Gluten-free options: No dedicated menu, though some salads and mains avoid gluten; pizzas and pastas are not available gluten-free.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for a casual, lively date than an intimate one—expect a bustling vibe and strong cocktails.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes, but expect a wait on weekends. Bar seating is the fastest option for walk-ins.
Is it kid-friendly? Not ideal for young children due to noise and bar-focused atmosphere; teens in groups may enjoy the pizza and energy.
Best For
Better for: Cocktails and late-night Italian bites at a lively group-friendly spot.
Skip if: You want a quiet dinner, gluten-free pizza, or a romantic date setting.