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Hamburger Haven
Master Critic Review
Hamburger Haven
7.6
Old-school counter and diner plates where breakfast rules but the burgers hold their own. Cash-friendly, quick service, and generous portions make it a daytime staple.
Must-Try Dishes:
Irish Burger, Mushroom Cheeseburger, California Burger
Scores:
Value: 8.5
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 7.7
Food Quality: 7.6
Atmosphere: 6.2
Cultural Relevance: 8
What makes it special: Classic diner with daytime hours and a deep burger lineup.
Who should go: Diner-style burger traditionalists
When to visit: Late morning to early afternoon for freshest grill
What to order: Irish Burger; Mushroom Cheeseburger; California Burger
Insider tip: Bring a card backup—policies vary; small bills speed things up.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Metered street parking along Clement and 9th Ave, usually available before noon; fills quickly during lunch rush.
Dress code: Completely casual—think jeans, hoodies, and ballcaps. It’s a diner, not a date spot.
Noise level: Moderate—morning chatter and grill sizzle, but still fine for conversation.
Weekend wait: Closed before dinner; last seating typically mid-afternoon.
Weekday lunch: Minimal wait except peak noon rush—counter seats turn fast.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—grilled cheese and veggie burger options available.
Vegan options: Limited—can modify veggie burger or order hash browns and sides.
Gluten-free options: No dedicated gluten-free menu; cross-contact likely.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Not ideal—it’s more of a casual breakfast-and-burger diner than a romantic setting. Great for a low-pressure, quick meetup though.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—Hamburger Haven is walk-in only. Counter and booth turnover is fast, especially mid-morning.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—families frequent it for breakfast and burgers. High chairs available and staff are welcoming to kids.
Best For
Better for: Classic, no-frills diner burgers and hearty portions at low prices.
Skip if: You’re looking for trendy toppings, craft cocktails, or evening service—this is strictly daytime diner territory.