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Joyride Pizza (Cow Hollow)
Master Critic Review
Joyride Pizza (Cow Hollow)
8.3
Detroit-style squares with caramelized cheese edges and a tidy natural-wine list. A modern counter spot that runs later on weekends than most nearby.
Must-Try Dishes:
YOLO ’Roni Pepperoni, Four-Cheese Detroit Square, Garlic Knots
Scores:
Value: 8
Service: 7.9
Consistency: 8.3
Food Quality: 8.6
Atmosphere: 7.4
Cultural Relevance: 7.6
What makes it special: Crisp-edged Detroit squares with later hours and natural wines.
Who should go: Slice obsessives chasing caramelized cheese edges
When to visit: Fri–Sat 9–11pm for hot trays and short lines
What to order: YOLO ’Roni, Four-Cheese, Caesar with focaccia
Insider tip: They go 2am on NYE; regular Fridays/Saturdays run to 11pm.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Mostly metered street parking along Union and Fillmore; spots open up after 8pm but can be tight on weekends. No valet or dedicated lot.
Dress code: Casual but current — think jeans and a tee, maybe a jacket if you’re sticking around for drinks.
Noise level: Moderate buzz; you can hold a conversation, but it’s lively on weekend nights.
Weekend wait: 15–30 minutes for dine-in tables after 8:30pm; takeout moves faster.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait; most traffic starts after 6pm.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes – multiple veggie pies and salads available, including a standout Four-Cheese square.
Vegan options: Limited – no vegan cheese, but you can customize with veggie toppings and red sauce only.
Gluten-free options: Not offered; dough is a traditional high-gluten Detroit-style base.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Yes, if your date’s into casual but stylish energy — share a square pie and natural wine without the formality of a sit-down restaurant.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Absolutely — it’s counter-service, so tables turn quickly. Peak weekend hours may require a short wait, but you won’t need a booking.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for older kids and families; casual setting with pizza and soda options, though late hours and wine crowd skew more adult after 9pm.
Best For
Better for: Detroit-style purists and groups who want something elevated yet unfussy — the crust texture and cheese caramelization outclass typical slice joints.
Skip if: You’re seeking thin-crust or gluten-free pizza, or prefer a quieter sit-down meal; opt for Delarosa or Fiorella instead.