0 Followers
Best F*ck'n Pizza (Mid-City)
Master Critic Reviews (2 Lists)
Best F*ck'n Pizza (Mid-City)
7.6
A small Mid-City takeout-leaning shop that goes heavy on bold toppings and big flavor, making it a fun, non-obvious pick in the 90035 mix. The crust is sturdy enough for loaded slices, and the menu plays with sweet-savory combos. Best as a casual pickup spot when you want something different from the kosher corridor standards.
Must-Try Dishes:
Pepperoni pizza, BBQ chicken pie, Garlic cheese bread
Scores:
Value: 7.8
Service: 7.3
Consistency: 7.6
Food Quality: 7.7
Atmosphere: 6.2
Cultural Relevance: 7.4
What makes it special: Bold, loaded slices in a tiny Mid-City takeout shop.
Who should go: Casual pizza fans craving big flavors.
When to visit: Evenings for hot-out-the-oven pies.
What to order: Pepperoni, BBQ chicken, garlic bread.
Insider tip: Go half-and-half to sample their wilder toppings.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking on adjacent residential blocks; generally available but can tighten after 7pm.
Dress code: Casual—pickup-friendly attire is totally normal.
Noise level: Low—primarily a takeout shop with minimal dine-in activity.
Weekend wait: 10–20 minutes depending on order volume; peak hours may push to 25 minutes.
Weekday lunch: Usually no wait; pizzas made to order with quick turnaround.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple veggie pies and customizable options.
Vegan options: Limited—no dedicated vegan cheese but veggie-topped cheeseless pies are possible.
Gluten-free options: No dedicated gluten-free crust; not ideal for strict dietary needs.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Not ideal—it’s more of a takeout-heavy shop with limited ambiance. Better suited for a casual hang or movie-night pickup.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—small counter seating is first-come, first-served, but most guests order takeout. Seating is not guaranteed during peak hours.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for quick stops—simple slices and short waits, but limited seating means it’s best for families grabbing food to go rather than dining in.
Best For
Better for: Big-flavor, loaded pies and fun topping combos that stand out from the more traditional kosher-leaning options nearby.
Skip if: You want a sit-down experience, gluten-free options, or quieter ambiance—this spot is focused almost entirely on takeout convenience.
Best F*ck'n Pizza (Mid-City)
7.8
A cheeky, modern neighborhood pizzeria that runs late and focuses on thin, crackly crust with bold topping builds. The vibe is casual and a little loud, but the pies land with real flavor density and good bake discipline. A solid after-hours pick when you want something more inventive than a basic cheese run.
Must-Try Dishes:
Spicy pepperoni pie, White garlic pizza, Caesar salad
Scores:
Value: 7.2
Service: 7.7
Consistency: 7.8
Food Quality: 8.2
Atmosphere: 7.3
Cultural Relevance: 7.4
What makes it special: Late-open thin-crust pies with punchy, modern topping combos.
Who should go: Friends doing a late-night pizza stop.
When to visit: After 9pm for peak late-night energy.
What to order: Spicy pepperoni, white garlic, Caesar salad.
Insider tip: Go half-and-half to sample two builds in one pie.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; usually available within a 1–2 block radius but can be tight after 8pm.
Dress code: Casual to casual-trendy; anything from jeans and a tee to a light going-out fit works.
Noise level: Loud-leaning; conversation is doable with raised voices, especially during later hours.
Weekend wait: 25–45 minutes depending on the rush; walk-ins are common but expect a queue.
Weekday lunch: N/A — not typically a lunch spot; evenings have minimal wait before 7:30pm.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — several vegetarian pies plus salads and sides.
Vegan options: Limited — customizable veg pies and a possible cheese substitute, but not a full vegan program.
Gluten-free options: Yes — gluten-free crust available on request, though prepared in a shared kitchen.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Great for a casual, fun first date if you want energy and personality over quiet intimacy. The vibe is lively and you won’t get a hushed conversation, but the food and atmosphere make for an easy, low-pressure night.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes — it’s primarily walk-in friendly. Arriving before 8pm keeps waits short; after that, plan for a queue but turnover is fairly quick.
Is it kid-friendly? Kid-friendly earlier in the evening (before 8pm). No special amenities, but families stop in for casual pizza nights; noise level gets too loud for younger kids later at night.
Best For
Better for: More inventive, modern topping combinations and a louder, livelier social vibe than nearby classic slice shops.
Skip if: You want a quiet sit-down meal, traditional New York–style slices, or a strong vegan/gluten-free program.