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7th Street Burger Kips Bay
Master Critic Review
7th Street Burger Kips Bay
8.7
7th Street Burger’s Kips Bay outpost is a no-frills smash-burger counter turning out thin, deeply seared patties on soft potato buns for under $15. Lines move fast, late-night hours stretch past midnight, and the short menu of cheeseburgers and loaded fries delivers a high payoff for the price.
Must-Try Dishes:
Double Cheeseburger, Spicy Jalapeño Cheeseburger, Loaded Beef Fries
Scores:
Value: 9
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 8.8
Food Quality: 9.2
Atmosphere: 6.8
Cultural Relevance: 8.3
What makes it special: Ultra-simple smash burgers with big crust, gooey cheese, and late hours.
Who should go: Burger purists chasing crispy-edged patties on soft buns.
When to visit: Late nights or off-peak afternoons to dodge sidewalk lines.
What to order: Double Cheeseburger, Spicy Jalapeño Cheeseburger, Loaded Beef Fries.
Insider tip: Plan to eat standing; grab your order and nearby stoop space.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only and very limited; expect circling after 6pm. Nearby paid garages are your most reliable option.
Dress code: Very casual — jeans, hoodies, and sneakers fit right in.
Noise level: Moderate to loud — ordering counter chatter and sidewalk crowd noise, not ideal for long conversations.
Weekend wait: 20–40 min depending on late-night rush
Weekday lunch: 5–10 min typically
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Limited — no dedicated veggie burger, but fries and basic sides are available.
Vegan options: Very limited — fries only (confirm oil used before ordering).
Gluten-free options: No true gluten-free burger option; buns contain gluten and cross-contact is likely.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if you’re keeping it ultra-casual — it’s fast, loud, and mostly standing-room, better for an informal bite than a sit-down date.
Can I get a table without a reservation? There are no reservations or real tables — it’s counter service with limited standing space.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for older kids who like burgers and fries, but there are no high chairs, kids’ menu, or stroller-friendly space.
Best For
Better for: Late-night smash burgers, fast service, and big flavor at a budget price.
Skip if: You want seating, a full menu, craft cocktails, or vegetarian-friendly options.