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Joe's Pizza of Park Slope
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Joe's Pizza of Park Slope
7.6
Vibes:
Cheap Eats Budget Brilliance
Quick Bites Champions
Solo Dining Sanctuaries
Late Night Legends
Joe’s Pizza of Park Slope stays open until 3am, slinging thin, wide-fold slices, vodka pies, and late-night orders of wings and mozzarella sticks to 5th Avenue bar traffic. Quality can be uneven, but for a hot slice at 2am within the neighborhood, it’s one of the few walk-in options still firing pies.
Must-Try Dishes:
Vodka sauce slice, Classic cheese slice, Buffalo wings or spicy chicken slice
Scores:
Value: 7.2
Service: 7.5
Consistency: 7.6
Food Quality: 7.8
Atmosphere: 5.6
Cultural Relevance: 7.8
What makes it special: One of the only 5th Avenue slice shops serving a full pizza menu straight through to 3am.
Who should go: Night owls leaving nearby bars needing a fast slice.
When to visit: Post-midnight hours when most other kitchens have closed.
What to order: Vodka slice, regular cheese slice, an order of wings.
Insider tip: Lines move quickly but slices vary; ask for a fresh pie slice if the tray looks tired.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking on 5th Avenue and surrounding side streets is limited at night, especially after 8pm. Expect to circle; no dedicated lot or valet.
Dress code: Completely casual — bar-crawl attire, hoodies, and late-night comfort wear are all normal.
Noise level: Moderate to loud during peak late-night hours due to bar traffic; quieter earlier in the evening.
Weekend wait: Minimal wait for slices, but a short line (5–10 minutes) is common after midnight.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait; walk in and order immediately.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — cheese, vodka, and plain veggie-topped slices are available.
Vegan options: Limited — no dedicated vegan cheese; best option is a sauce-only or veggie-only slice if available.
Gluten-free options: No gluten-free crust; not suitable for gluten-free diners.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if you’re aiming for a casual, post-bar, no-frills slice date. It’s bright, busy, and built for speed rather than ambiance.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes — it’s counter service with limited seating. Tables turn quickly, but during late-night rushes you may need to stand or take your slice to go.
Is it kid-friendly? Earlier in the evening, yes — it’s a standard slice shop with simple seating. After midnight, the crowd leans heavily bar-driven and may not be ideal for young kids.
Best For
Better for: One of the latest open options in the neighborhood, ideal for quick, inexpensive slices when other kitchens are closed.
Skip if: You want consistent quality, specialty pies, or a sit-down experience — Giuseppina’s, Table 87, or Pino’s offer better execution and comfort.
Joe's Pizza of Park Slope
7.7
Vibes:
Cheap Eats Budget Brilliance
Quick Bites Champions
Solo Dining Sanctuaries
Late Night Legends
Joe’s Pizza of Park Slope is a late-night 5th Avenue counter spot turning out large, foldable slices, vodka pies, and basic sides until the early morning. Slices are inexpensive and satisfying, making it one of the few true cheap options after nearby bars close.
Must-Try Dishes:
Vodka slice, Pepperoni slice, Buffalo wings
Scores:
Value: 8.4
Service: 7.1
Consistency: 7.6
Food Quality: 7.7
Atmosphere: 6
Cultural Relevance: 7.8
What makes it special: One of the only South Slope slice counters serving a full pizza menu into the early morning.
Who should go: Night owls leaving 5th Avenue bars needing cheap slices
When to visit: After midnight on weekends for steady post-bar traffic
What to order: Vodka slice, pepperoni slice, order of wings
Insider tip: Order a fresh vodka pie by the slice if the tray looks low.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; typically tight on 5th Avenue after 7pm, with slightly better luck on side streets like 6th or 7th Avenue.
Dress code: Completely casual; come as you are, late-night streetwear and bar attire both common.
Noise level: Moderate to loud during late-night rushes; easy for solo diners, but conversations can be clipped during peak bar let-out.
Weekend wait: 5–10 minutes for slices; whole pies can take 15–20 minutes.
Weekday lunch: Usually no wait for slices; whole pies ready within standard prep time.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — cheese and vodka slices are reliable; occasional specials may apply.
Vegan options: Limited — no dedicated vegan cheese, but plain tomato slice may work if available.
Gluten-free options: No gluten-free crust or accommodations.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if the date is casual and spontaneous — it’s a grab-and-go slice shop with bright lights and bar-adjacent energy, not an intimate setting.
Can I get a table without a reservation? There are no reservations and very limited counter seating; expect to stand or take slices to-go during peak hours.
Is it kid-friendly? Acceptable for quick daytime stops with older kids; less ideal late at night due to tight space and post-bar crowds.
Best For
Better for: Late-night value slices and quick service when other cheap options are closed.
Skip if: You want artisanal pies, sit-down comfort, or dietary accommodations like vegan cheese or gluten-free crust.