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Two Boots Pizza (East Village)
Master Critic Reviews (4 Lists)
Two Boots Pizza (East Village)
7.9
A longtime East Village counter spot built around a playful topping lineup and fast, dependable slices. This is for cravings and convenience—pick one signature slice with a heavier topping profile and one simple red-sauce slice to keep the meal from getting too rich.
Must-Try Dishes:
Spicy topping signature slice, Pepperoni slice, Mushroom slice
Scores:
Value: 8.2
Service: 7.4
Consistency: 8
Food Quality: 7.9
Atmosphere: 6.2
Cultural Relevance: 8.3
What makes it special: Fast slices with a distinctly playful topping style and a true neighborhood cadence.
Who should go: Late-night slice seekers and quick lunch walkers
When to visit: Late night or post-bar bite
What to order: One signature slice, pepperoni slice, a simple cheese slice
Insider tip: Order two different slices to hedge—one classic, one adventurous.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; very limited and difficult after 6pm—best reached on foot or by subway.
Dress code: Ultra-casual—anything goes, from jeans to post-bar attire.
Noise level: High—tight counter space and constant foot traffic; not built for lingering conversations.
Weekend wait: 5–15 minutes at peak late-night hours; lines move fast.
Weekday lunch: Little to no wait outside of a brief rush window.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple veggie-focused slices available daily.
Vegan options: Yes—one of the stronger slice-shop vegan lineups, usually with several rotating options.
Gluten-free options: Very limited—primarily a wheat-forward slice shop; not reliable for strict gluten-free needs.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if the goal is casual and fast—this works for a playful, low-pressure stop, not a sit-down conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? There are a few stools or small tables, but seating is first-come and not guaranteed—plan to eat standing or take slices to go.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—kids do well here earlier in the day, but late-night crowds and noise make it less ideal after dark.
Best For
Better for: Late-night slices, fast service, playful toppings, and vegan-friendly options in a true grab-and-go format.
Skip if: You want a quiet sit-down meal, a traditional New York slice experience, or gluten-free reliability.
Two Boots Pizza (East Village)
8.3
A longtime East Village slice shop with a Louisiana-leaning attitude—cornmeal crust, bold toppings, and enough variety to satisfy groups with mixed cravings. Best as a casual late-night stop when you want something more expressive than a plain slice and the room can handle a little buzz.
Must-Try Dishes:
The Bayou Beast slice, The Mr. Pink slice, Garlic knots
Scores:
Value: 7.9
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 8.2
Food Quality: 8.4
Atmosphere: 7.2
Cultural Relevance: 8.6
What makes it special: A classic East Village shop with creative, punchy topping combos.
Who should go: Groups splitting multiple slice styles
When to visit: Late night Fri–Sat for peak energy
What to order: Bayou Beast, Mr. Pink, garlic knots
Insider tip: Go half specialty, half plain—keeps everyone happy and the order fast.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; very limited after 7pm—plan on walking or rideshare.
Dress code: Casual—jeans, sneakers, and late-night energy fit right in.
Noise level: Moderate to loud late night—conversation is easy during off-hours, more animated after 10pm.
Weekend wait: 10–20 min for slices late night; longer if ordering full pies for groups.
Weekday lunch: Little to no wait.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple veggie-forward slice options and customizable pies.
Vegan options: Limited—vegan cheese available on select pies, best to ask what's ready.
Gluten-free options: Limited—no dedicated gluten-free crust or prep area.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better as a casual or post-drinks stop than a sit-down date—fun, expressive slices but a lively, informal vibe.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—this is mostly counter service with quick turnover; seating opens up fast unless it’s peak late-night.
Is it kid-friendly? Earlier in the evening, yes—kids usually love the bold slices; late night skews adult and louder.
Best For
Better for: Creative, bold slice combinations and group-friendly variety when plain pizza won’t cut it.
Skip if: You want quiet dining, classic NY-style simplicity, or a full-service sit-down experience.
Two Boots Pizza (East Village)
8.1
A colorful, bar-forward slice shop that’s most useful as a late-night option with both vegan and non-vegan pies ready to go. The best experience is a quick two-slice decision—one classic, one Louisiana-leaning specialty—then keep moving before the room gets louder.
Must-Try Dishes:
The Bayou Beast slice, Cleopatra Jones (vegan) slice, The Luisaida slice
Scores:
Value: 7.8
Service: 8
Consistency: 8
Food Quality: 8.2
Atmosphere: 7.7
Cultural Relevance: 8.3
What makes it special: A deep bench of specialty slices with strong vegan coverage.
Who should go: Late-night crews with mixed diets
When to visit: After 10pm for maximum usefulness
What to order: Bayou Beast, Luisaida, Cleopatra Jones vegan slice
Insider tip: Try one specialty slice plus one plain—keeps the meal balanced.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only and very limited; expect circling late at night—public transit is the better move.
Dress code: Ultra-casual—anything goes, jeans and sneakers are standard.
Noise level: Loud late-night energy; ordering is easy but lingering conversations get tough after 10pm.
Weekend wait: 10–20 minutes during peak late-night rush; faster if you grab ready slices and go.
Weekday lunch: Little to no wait; quick in-and-out.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple vegetarian slices available at all times.
Vegan options: Yes—one of the stronger vegan slice selections in the neighborhood.
Gluten-free options: Limited—availability varies and cross-contact is likely, not ideal for strict needs.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better as a casual stop than a sit-down date—great for late-night bites, not for lingering conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? There are no reservations; seating is minimal and first-come, so plan to eat standing or take slices to go.
Is it kid-friendly? Earlier in the evening, yes—kids do fine with slices; late night skews loud and adult.
Best For
Better for: Late-night slices with real vegan options and bold specialty flavors you won’t find at classic NY slice joints.
Skip if: You want a quiet sit-down pizza meal or a traditional, minimalist NY slice experience.
Two Boots Pizza (East Village)
8.0
Cornmeal-crusted pies with Cajun-leaning toppings that make pizza night feel fun without getting precious about it. It’s a reliable family pick when you want something more flavorful than a standard slice shop, plus there are plenty of veggie-friendly options for mixed preferences.
Must-Try Dishes:
Bayou Beast slice, Classic cheese slice, Vegan slice option
Scores:
Value: 8.2
Service: 7.5
Consistency: 8.2
Food Quality: 8.5
Atmosphere: 6.2
Cultural Relevance: 8.1
What makes it special: Cornmeal crust and Cajun topping combos that kids still like.
Who should go: Families wanting something beyond basic slices
When to visit: Early evening or late-night slice run
What to order: Bayou Beast, cheese slice, vegan slice
Insider tip: Mix one Cajun-topped slice with one plain for easy kid/adult balance.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; very limited and difficult after 6pm. Plan on walking or rideshare.
Dress code: Casual—jeans, sneakers, and kid-friendly clothes are totally fine.
Noise level: Moderate to lively—easy to talk at your table, but it’s an energetic room.
Weekend wait: 20–40 minutes during peak hours, faster if you’re flexible or doing slices
Weekday lunch: Little to no wait most days
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple veggie pies and slices available
Vegan options: Yes—well-known vegan slices and pies with dairy-free cheese
Gluten-free options: Limited—gluten-free crust availability can vary; cross-contact possible
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for a casual, low-pressure first date than a romantic one—fun, flavorful pizza but not a quiet or intimate vibe.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—most guests walk in. Tables turn quickly, and slice ordering is even faster if seating is tight.
Is it kid-friendly? Very—easy ordering, familiar flavors with fun twists, and quick service work well for elementary-age kids and up.
Best For
Better for: Families who want bold flavors, vegan-friendly options, and a fun slice-shop energy without committing to a long sit-down meal.
Skip if: You’re looking for classic New York-style slices, a quiet dinner, or a more upscale pizza experience.