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Whitmans
Master Critic Review
Whitmans
8.4
A sit-down East Village burger room that leans into rich, satisfying builds with a real neighborhood rhythm. The burgers land best when you pick one signature build and keep the rest of the order simple so the burger stays the center of gravity.
Must-Try Dishes:
Juicy Lucy, The Original Burger, Crispy Tots
Scores:
Value: 7.7
Service: 8.2
Consistency: 8.6
Food Quality: 8.8
Atmosphere: 8.1
Cultural Relevance: 8.1
What makes it special: Signature stuffed-style burgers in a true sit-down format.
Who should go: Friends who want burgers and a real dinner
When to visit: Early weeknight for easier seating
What to order: Juicy Lucy, one classic burger, tots
Insider tip: Split a side and add one burger build to share for range.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking is very limited; expect to circle or use nearby paid garages. Rideshare or subway is the easiest option.
Dress code: Casual to smart-casual — jeans and sneakers are common, but it still feels like a sit-down dinner spot.
Noise level: Moderate to lively — you can hold a conversation, but it gets buzzy during peak dinner hours.
Weekend wait: 30–60 minutes without a reservation, especially Friday and Saturday nights
Weekday lunch: Little to no wait, occasional short pause during lunch rush
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Limited — typically one vegetarian-friendly option, not the core focus of the menu
Vegan options: Very limited — better suited to meat-forward diners
Gluten-free options: Some accommodations possible (e.g., lettuce wrap), but cross-contamination is likely
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Yes — it’s relaxed, lively, and comforting without feeling sloppy, which keeps things easy and conversational.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Often yes on weeknights or earlier in the evening; weekends are tougher, so expect a wait or aim for off-peak hours.
Is it kid-friendly? Fine for older kids who like burgers, but it’s more adult-focused in energy and seating than a family destination.
Best For
Better for: Sit-down burger dinners where you want indulgent builds, sides, and time to linger rather than a quick counter bite.
Skip if: You’re looking for a fast burger, late-night grease run, or a vegetarian-heavy menu.