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Dessert Dealer
Master Critic Review
Dessert Dealer
7.9
Tucked inside Parlor Pizza Bar, Dessert Dealer is a neon-lit counter dedicated to over-the-top gelato tacos, fried gelato, and shareable sweets. It functions as a post-dinner sugar stop for Fulton Market crowds who still have room after pizza and cocktails.
Must-Try Dishes:
GIMME S’MORE TACOlato, Go Nuts TACOlato, Fried Gelato
Scores:
Value: 6.5
Service: 7.4
Consistency: 7.9
Food Quality: 8.3
Atmosphere: 8.7
Cultural Relevance: 8
What makes it special: High-energy dessert counter known for gelato-stuffed TACOlatos and fried gelato.
Who should go: Groups finishing a night out in Fulton Market.
When to visit: Prime weekend evenings after dinner service at Parlor.
What to order: GIMME S’MORE TACOlato, Go Nuts TACOlato, fried gelato.
Insider tip: Grab a table at Parlor and order the Dessert Dealer menu from your server instead of waiting at the counter.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking can be tight on Randolph and nearby streets, especially weekends. Nearby paid garages are the most reliable option.
Dress code: Trendy casual to smart casual — many guests are dressed up for a night out.
Noise level: Loud — expect DJ-level energy and busy crowds, especially late evenings.
Weekend wait: You may wait 20–40 minutes at peak times if the counter gets backed up.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait, though evening hours are still busier.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — most desserts are vegetarian-friendly.
Vegan options: Limited — some sorbet-style or dairy-light options may rotate, but it’s not a vegan-focused menu.
Gluten-free options: Limited — some items can be made without cones or cookie elements, but cross-contact is likely.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Yes if you want something playful and lively after dinner — it’s fun and visually over-the-top, but not ideal if you’re hoping for quiet conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes — seating is shared with Parlor Pizza Bar. Most people order at the counter or through their server if dining at Parlor.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes — kids love the colorful desserts, though the late-night party vibe can feel more adult on weekends after 9pm.
Best For
Better for: Playful, Instagrammable desserts you share with friends after pizza or drinks.
Skip if: You want classic gelato, a quiet dessert café, or dairy-free depth of options.