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Patty Please
Master Critic Review
Patty Please
8.0
Patty Please runs the kitchen inside Avondale’s Small Bar, turning out crisp-edged smashburgers on potato buns that have quickly drawn citywide attention. Regulars crowd the bar and booths late into the night for Pleaser burgers, loaded Pleaser Fries, and cheese curds that match the energetic, compact room.
Must-Try Dishes:
Pleaser Smashburger, Double smashburger with Pleaser Sauce, Pleaser Fries with griddled onions
Scores:
Value: 8.6
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 7.9
Food Quality: 8.7
Atmosphere: 6.5
Cultural Relevance: 7.8
What makes it special: Bar-residency smashburger operation known for the Pleaser and late-night energy.
Who should go: Night owls chasing crispy-edged smashburgers and drinks.
When to visit: Prime late evenings when the bar and kitchen are buzzing.
What to order: Pleaser Smashburger, double smash, Pleaser Fries.
Insider tip: Grab a bar seat for quicker ordering and a front-row grill view.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Mostly street parking in the surrounding blocks; it can be tight later at night, so allow extra time.
Dress code: Casual bar attire — jeans, sneakers, and hoodies are perfectly normal.
Noise level: Loud during peak evenings with music and bar crowd; conversation is easier earlier in the night.
Weekend wait: Often 30–60 minutes depending on crowds, especially after 8pm.
Weekday lunch: N/A — kitchen operates primarily during bar hours, with lighter waits on weeknights.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Limited — some sides and modifications may work, but the menu is burger-focused.
Vegan options: Very limited — expect few (if any) true vegan options.
Gluten-free options: Limited — buns are standard; gluten-free options may require going bunless.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Yes if you want a fun, casual, high-energy bar vibe with great burgers — less ideal if you prefer quiet conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes — seating is first-come, first-served through the bar; arriving early or late helps avoid the rush.
Is it kid-friendly? Primarily a bar environment, so better for adults and older teens rather than young children.
Best For
Better for: Late-night smashburgers, bar-counter energy, and craveable fries with drinks.
Skip if: You want a quiet sit-down restaurant, broad menu variety, or strong vegetarian/vegan accommodations.