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Fat Chris's Pizza and Such
Master Critic Reviews (2 Lists)
Fat Chris's Pizza and Such
8.1
A Detroit-style specialist where the appeal is caramelized edge, sturdy squares, and topping combos that eat like a full meal. It’s best as a takeout-first play—commit to one pan, add one side, and let the crispy corners do the work.
Must-Try Dishes:
Detroit-style pepperoni pizza, The Goods (signature loaded Detroit-style pie), Chubbies (pepperoni rolls)
Scores:
Value: 8
Service: 7.4
Consistency: 8.1
Food Quality: 8.6
Atmosphere: 6.5
Cultural Relevance: 7.7
What makes it special: Detroit-style pans with a real caramelized edge and heavy satisfaction.
Who should go: Square-slice fans and takeout-first crews
When to visit: Dinner for peak fresh-from-the-oven crunch
What to order: Detroit pepperoni, The Goods, Chubbies pepperoni rolls
Insider tip: Order one pizza for the table—extra sides dilute the best bite.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking on Clark St and nearby side streets; can be tight during evening hours, especially weekends. No dedicated lot.
Dress code: Very casual — jeans, hoodies, and takeout attire are normal.
Noise level: Low — primarily a takeout-focused space with limited dine-in.
Weekend wait: 20–40 min for pickup during peak hours; dine-in seating is limited and may not be available.
Weekday lunch: Usually no wait or short pickup window.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — vegetarian Detroit-style pies and customizable toppings are available.
Vegan options: Limited — possible with modifications, but no dedicated vegan menu.
Gluten-free options: No — Detroit-style pans are wheat-forward with no true gluten-free alternative.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better as a casual takeout-and-hang option than a sit-down date. The food is fun and indulgent, but the experience isn’t built around lingering or atmosphere.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes, but expectations matter — seating is limited and often secondary to takeout. Plan on ordering to go for the smoothest experience.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for kids who love pizza, but it’s not a destination dining room. Best for quick meals or family takeout rather than long sit-downs.
Best For
Better for: Crispy-edged Detroit-style squares that eat like a full meal and travel well for takeout.
Skip if: You want a relaxed dine-in pizza night, thin-crust styles, or lighter, shareable pies.
Fat Chris's Pizza and Such
8.0
A Detroit-style specialist where the value is in committing to one square pie with the caramelized edge rather than building a complicated spread. It’s richest and most satisfying when you pick one loaded signature option and let the texture do the work.
Must-Try Dishes:
Detroit-style pepperoni pizza, The Goods (Detroit-style), Cheesy bread / cheesy sticks
Scores:
Value: 7.4
Service: 7.3
Consistency: 7.9
Food Quality: 8.6
Atmosphere: 6.3
Cultural Relevance: 7.5
What makes it special: Detroit-style squares with a crisp, caramelized edge built for one-and-done ordering.
Who should go: Detroit-style fans and hungry groups
When to visit: Early dinner to avoid delivery delays
What to order: Detroit pepperoni, The Goods, cheesy bread
Insider tip: One loaded pie is plenty—skip extra mains and treat sides as optional.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Primarily street parking on Clark Street and nearby side streets; can be tight during peak dinner hours.
Dress code: Casual and comfortable—jeans and sneakers are common; no need to dress up.
Noise level: Moderate—lively but you can still hold a conversation at the table.
Weekend wait: 30–45 minutes during peak hours if ordering on-site or waiting on pies.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait or short prep time.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple vegetable-forward Detroit-style pies and customizable toppings.
Vegan options: Limited—vegetable toppings are available but vegan cheese availability can vary.
Gluten-free options: No—Detroit-style dough is the focus and gluten-free alternatives are not a strength here.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for casual dates than intimate ones—the food is rich and shareable, but the setting is more relaxed than romantic.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes, most visits don’t require reservations, but peak weekend times may involve a short wait while pies bake.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—square pies are easy to share and approachable for kids, though the menu skews indulgent rather than kid-specific.
Best For
Better for: Thick, crispy-edged Detroit-style pizza with bold, loaded toppings that feel like a full meal on their own.
Skip if: You’re looking for thin-crust pizza, lighter meals, or a quick slice-and-go experience.