ZipPicks Awards
Best Vegan Restaurants in Near West Side
Master Critic Review
The Vulgar Vegan
8.1
A plant-based dessert counter that leans all-in on bold flavors and playful, over-the-top sweetness rather than “health food” restraint. Best used as a pickup-friendly treat stop when you want vegan baked goods that feel indulgent, not compromised.
Must-Try Dishes:
Honeycomb cupcake, Cinnamon roll, Seasonal vegan cupcake specials
Scores:
Value: 7.9
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 8
Food Quality: 8.6
Atmosphere: 6.4
Cultural Relevance: 7.7
What makes it special: Vegan desserts that prioritize full-sugar satisfaction over “light” substitutes.
Who should go: Vegan dessert seekers and sweet-tooth crews
When to visit: Early afternoon before popular items sell out
What to order: Honeycomb cupcake, cinnamon roll, seasonal cupcake special
Insider tip: Ask what’s freshest that day—limited batches move fast.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only in the surrounding East Garfield Park blocks; it can be tight during peak hours, so plan a few extra minutes for a lap. Best move is quick pickup-style parking rather than trying to linger for a long time.
Dress code: Casual all the way—hoodies, sneakers, and everyday streetwear fit the vibe. Come as you are.
Noise level: Low - mostly a quick in-and-out dessert stop with minimal dine-in energy, so conversation is easy if you’re chatting while you order.
Weekend wait: 10-20 min typical for ordering/pickup; longer if you arrive right after dinner hours when dessert cravings spike.
Weekday lunch: 0-10 min typical; usually a smooth walk-up order unless a small batch just sold out.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes - everything is vegetarian-friendly by default since the menu is fully plant-based.
Vegan options: Yes - fully vegan dessert concept focused on cupcakes, rolls, and rotating specials.
Gluten-free options: Limited - expect occasional gluten-free-friendly options depending on the day, but this is not a dedicated gluten-free bakery and cross-contact is possible.
Best For
Better for: Indulgent vegan desserts that don’t taste like compromises—bold sweetness, playful flavors, and a ‘treat yourself’ vibe that works great for pickup and sharing.
Consider Alternatives If: You want a full sit-down café experience, a less-sweet pastry style, or guaranteed gluten-free baking. If you need lots of seating, long lingering time, or strict GF controls, pick a more dine-in-forward bakery.