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Caramba
Master Critic Review
Caramba
7.6
Compact counter with an all-day menu and a reputation for value, especially at breakfast. Straightforward burritos, clean flavors, and quick turnaround.
Must-Try Dishes:
Breakfast Burrito (chorizo or veggie), Grilled Chicken Burrito, Chile Verde Burrito
Scores:
Value: 8.7
Service: 7.9
Consistency: 7.5
Food Quality: 7.7
Atmosphere: 6.2
Cultural Relevance: 7.4
What makes it special: Breakfast burritos and everyday prices in a speedy setup.
Who should go: Budget-minded locals
When to visit: Morning hours for freshest griddle time
What to order: Breakfast, grilled chicken, chile verde
Insider tip: Grab salsa cups to-go—heat levels vary by batch.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only—limited on Haight but easier on nearby side streets before 10am.
Dress code: Totally casual; come as you are, even post-hike or in weekend wear.
Noise level: Low to moderate; mostly takeout traffic with light counter chatter.
Weekend wait: Minimal to none—steady flow but rarely a line.
Weekday lunch: No wait typically; grab-and-go service under 5 minutes.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—bean, veggie, and breakfast builds available on request.
Vegan options: Limited—can modify veggie burrito by skipping cheese and sour cream.
Gluten-free options: Limited—corn tortillas available but kitchen not fully gluten-free.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Not ideal—it’s more of a quick pit stop than a linger-and-chat spot.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes, always; it’s walk-up counter service with a few casual seats.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for quick meals—simple menu, friendly staff, and short waits, but limited seating space.
Best For
Better for: Value and breakfast burritos—fast, reliable, and among the cheapest in Haight.
Skip if: You’re after atmosphere, cocktails, or a sit-down dining experience.