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Crab House Times Square
Master Critic Review
Crab House Times Square
7.6
Vibes:
Birthday & Celebration Central
Group Dining Gatherings
Instagram Worthy Wonders
Luxury Dining Elite
A new, ultra-opulent all-you-can-eat seafood experience built around made-to-order rounds of raw bar staples, shellfish, and rich hot plates. The value hinges on appetite and strategy—go with a hungry group, focus on lobster/crab/scallops first, and treat the extras as filler only after you’ve hit the premium lane.
Must-Try Dishes:
King crab legs, Scallops, Lobster mac & cheese
Scores:
Value: 6.3
Service: 8
Consistency: 7.2
Food Quality: 7.9
Atmosphere: 8.6
Cultural Relevance: 7
What makes it special: A made-to-order premium seafood AYCE in a dramatic, luxe room.
Who should go: Hungry celebrators who want a maximalist experience
When to visit: Early dinner for the smoothest service
What to order: Crab legs, scallops, lobster-focused plates
Insider tip: Start with raw bar + shellfish first; don’t waste early rounds on sides.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: No on-site valet. Nearby paid parking garages in Times Square; street parking is extremely limited and unreliable, especially after 6pm.
Dress code: Upscale casual to dressy. Jeans are fine, but the room leans luxe—heels, collared shirts, and statement outfits fit the vibe.
Noise level: Loud and energetic. Conversation is possible at the table, but this is not a quiet dining room.
Weekend wait: 45–90 minutes without a reservation, longer for peak celebration hours.
Weekday lunch: Typically little to no wait, though early crowds are growing.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Very limited. A few sides and non-seafood items, but not designed for vegetarians.
Vegan options: Not well-suited. Options are minimal and mostly side-based.
Gluten-free options: Partially. Many seafood items are naturally gluten-free, but cross-contact is likely—ask staff for guidance.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if you both want a bold, high-energy experience. It’s flashy, expensive, and time-intensive—better for established chemistry than a low-pressure first meet.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Possible on weekdays or early evenings, but risky on weekends. Reservations are strongly recommended for groups and peak dining times.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes, in a practical sense—kids enjoy the spectacle and seafood—but it’s pricey and better suited for teens or special-occasion family outings.
Best For
Better for: All-you-can-eat premium seafood with theatrical presentation and a luxury, celebratory atmosphere.
Skip if: You want a relaxed, intimate seafood dinner or don’t plan to fully take advantage of the AYCE value.