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Dante's Pizzeria
Master Critic Review
Dante's Pizzeria
7.9
Dante’s Pizzeria is a metal-loving slice shop turning out oversized New York–style pies with creative, sometimes fiery topping combinations. The Armitage location leans hard into divey energy and generous slices, making it a default choice for casual nights, carryout, and late-ish dinners.
Must-Try Dishes:
Inferno Pie, Minotaur Pie, Vegan Inferno Slice
Scores:
Value: 8.4
Service: 7.2
Consistency: 8.1
Food Quality: 8.6
Atmosphere: 6.5
Cultural Relevance: 8
What makes it special: A loud, punk-leaning slice shop known for giant 20-inch pies and spicy topping combinations.
Who should go: Slice hounds who like loud music and big flavors.
When to visit: Later evenings for full vibe; earlier for faster counter service.
What to order: Inferno Pie, Minotaur Pie, Vegan Inferno Slice.
Insider tip: Split a whole pie if you’ve got a group; solo diners should do one specialty slice plus a simpler cheese or pepperoni to gauge the crust.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking on Armitage and nearby residential blocks; can be limited during peak evening hours
Dress code: Casual — jeans, hoodies, and streetwear are totally normal
Noise level: Loud during late evenings with music and crowd energy; easier conversation earlier in the night
Weekend wait: Short to moderate counter line during peak hours; usually 10–25 minutes for slices, longer for whole pies
Weekday lunch: Typically little to no wait
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — several vegetarian specialty pies and cheese slices
Vegan options: Yes — vegan slices and whole pies are offered, but selection may vary by day
Gluten-free options: No dedicated gluten-free crust; not recommended for strict gluten-avoidant diners
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if you’re both into casual, loud, counter-service pizza spots — it’s more fun and playful than romantic or intimate.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes — it’s walk-in and counter-service only; seating is limited, so expect to share tables or eat quick during busy hours.
Is it kid-friendly? Generally yes for older kids and teens who like big slices and loud music; space is tight and seating is limited for strollers or large families.
Best For
Better for: Oversized New York–style slices, bold spicy toppings, late-night pizza runs, and casual grab-and-go meals
Skip if: You want quiet dining, table service, gluten-free crusts, or a polished sit-down pizza experience