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Funky Elephant
Master Critic Review
Funky Elephant
8.6
Modern Thai with bold, spicy signatures served in a neon-lit, music-forward room. The Mission outpost keeps the heat and fun high without losing technique.
Must-Try Dishes:
Party Wings (chili jam), Pad Thai Old Skool, Charcoal-Grilled Pork
Scores:
Value: 6.8
Service: 7.9
Consistency: 7.6
Food Quality: 8.7
Atmosphere: 9
Cultural Relevance: 7.8
What makes it special: High-heat, party-energy Thai with standout wings and curries.
Who should go: Spice fans and lively night-out crews
When to visit: Tue–Sat after 8pm for shorter waits
What to order: Party Wings; Pad Thai Old Skool; Rockfish red curry
Insider tip: Ask for shrimp-head drizzle over pad thai for extra umami.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only—tight on Valencia after 6pm; best bet is parallel streets like Guerrero or 19th.
Dress code: Smart casual with personality; locals lean stylish-casual, but no need for formality.
Noise level: Loud—music-forward with a lively crowd; tough for deep conversation but great for energy.
Weekend wait: Expect 45–60 minutes without a reservation after 7pm.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait; walk-ins fine before 6:30pm.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple wok-fried veggie and tofu dishes clearly marked.
Vegan options: Limited—ask for modifications; some curries and salads can be adjusted.
Gluten-free options: Several options available; staff can guide you to rice-based and curry dishes safely.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Fun but loud—ideal if you want energy and bold flavors, not a quiet candlelit vibe.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes, but come early or join the waitlist online; the bar area often seats faster for small groups.
Is it kid-friendly? Not really—volume and spice level skew adult; teens okay, but not for younger children.
Best For
Better for: More flavor-forward and personality-driven than neighboring Thai spots; stronger cocktails and atmosphere.
Skip if: You’re seeking quiet dining, low spice, or white-tablecloth service—this one’s all heat and energy.