ZipPicks Awards
Best Bakery in Financial District
Master Critic Review
Funny Face Bakery
7.9
This Seaport outpost of the pop-culture cookie brand specializes in oversized gooey cookies and hand-painted “face” designs. People come as much to photograph the meme-worthy creations as to eat them on a stroll through the cobblestone streets outside.
Must-Try Dishes:
Gooey chocolate chip cookie, Custom Face Cookie, Pop-culture meme cookies
Scores:
Value: 7.1
Service: 7.4
Consistency: 7.8
Food Quality: 8.2
Atmosphere: 6.4
Cultural Relevance: 8.5
What makes it special: A cookie shop built around pop-culture designs and thick, gooey bakes.
Who should go: Dessert hunters chasing photogenic, over-the-top cookies.
When to visit: Afternoons before peak weekend Seaport foot traffic hits.
What to order: Gooey chocolate chip cookie, a custom face cookie, seasonal meme cookie.
Insider tip: Order custom face cookies ahead online if you want detailed portraits.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Paid Seaport garages within a short walk; limited metered street parking nearby, especially on weekends.
Dress code: Come-as-you-are casual; streetwear, tourist attire, and workout clothes all blend in.
Noise level: Low–moderate; it’s a small grab-and-go shop, so conversation is easy when it’s not packed.
Weekend wait: 5–15 minutes; short line forms with Seaport crowds but moves quickly.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait beyond a short counter line.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Strong coverage—most cookies are naturally vegetarian.
Vegan options: Limited; selection may include seasonal or specialty vegan cookies, but not always guaranteed.
Gluten-free options: Sparse; gluten-free offerings are occasional and not core to the menu.
Best For
Better for: Iconic, artistic cookies that photograph exceptionally well and deliver dense, gooey texture—great for gifts and social posts.
Consider Alternatives If: You want artisan pastries, bread, or subtler desserts; or if you need guaranteed vegan/gluten-free options beyond standard cookies.