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Hamburger Mary's West Hollywood
Master Critic Review
Hamburger Mary's West Hollywood
8.4
Vibes:
Happy Hour Hotspots
Girls Night Out Approved
Birthday & Celebration Central
Live Music Showtime
Hamburger Mary’s pairs drag shows and loud, campy energy with a full bar and a menu that includes classic hot wings alongside big burgers and shareable platters. It’s a go-to for pre-show happy hour drinks where wings, cocktails, and entertainment all compete for attention.
Must-Try Dishes:
Original Hot Wings, Queen Mary Burger, Mary's Handbag Sampler
Scores:
Value: 6.8
Service: 7.4
Consistency: 8.5
Food Quality: 8.5
Atmosphere: 8.4
Cultural Relevance: 9
What makes it special: Drag shows, boozy specials, and hot wings in a loud, playful room.
Who should go: Groups planning a high-energy pregame with drinks and shows
When to visit: Early evening before drag shows for drinks and wings
What to order: Original Hot Wings, Queen Mary Burger, Mary's Handbag Sampler
Insider tip: Book ahead for show nights and arrive early to lock good seats.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking on Santa Monica Blvd and side streets is possible but fills quickly; metered spots open up after 6pm. Several paid surface lots sit within a 2–3 minute walk.
Dress code: Fun, nightlife-leaning casual. Colorful, expressive outfits fit right in; jeans and tees are fine, but many guests dress up for shows.
Noise level: Loud during shows and peak happy hour; expect shouting-over-the-table energy. Early evenings are slightly calmer.
Weekend wait: 45–75 minutes without a reservation, especially on drag show nights.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait; immediate seating or short 5–10 minute delay.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — salads, fried appetizers, veggie sandwiches, and sides offer several choices.
Vegan options: Limited — a few customizable items and sides; confirm with your server for modifications.
Gluten-free options: Moderate — some salads and proteins can be made gluten-free, but fried items share fryers.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if your first date thrives on loud, campy energy. The drag performances and party atmosphere make it fun but not ideal for intimate conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Possible during non-show hours, but risky on weekends or performance nights. Walk-ins often wait 30–60 minutes; reservations are strongly recommended.
Is it kid-friendly? During the daytime and early evening, yes for families comfortable with cheeky, campy humor. Late-night shows are better suited for adults.
Best For
Better for: High-energy group outings where entertainment and atmosphere are part of the meal — especially drag shows paired with wings and cocktails.
Skip if: You want quiet dining, fast service, or a low-key wings experience without loud performances.