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Humphry Slocombe — Dogpatch
Master Critic Review
Humphry Slocombe — Dogpatch
8.6
Bold, chef-driven scoops (think Secret Breakfast and Vietnamese Coffee) served at a compact Dogpatch counter. Lines move fast and rotating collaborations keep locals returning for new flavors.
Must-Try Dishes:
Secret Breakfast (bourbon & cornflake cookie), Blue Bottle Vietnamese Coffee, Honey Graham sundae
Scores:
Value: 8
Service: 8.2
Consistency: 8.8
Food Quality: 9.1
Atmosphere: 7.4
Cultural Relevance: 8.9
What makes it special: Chef-created flavors with cult classics and seasonal collabs.
Who should go: Flavor seekers and dessert explorers
When to visit: Late afternoon or early evening for shorter waits
What to order: Secret Breakfast; Vietnamese Coffee; seasonal sundae
Insider tip: Ask for a split scoop to sample two signatures in one.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking is available in Dogpatch, but it can be tight during evenings and weekends. Metered spots are the most reliable option within a couple of blocks.
Dress code: Casual—come as you are. Most guests are in jeans, shorts, or weekend wear.
Noise level: Low to moderate—mostly counter ordering and short waits. Easy to chat with friends while enjoying ice cream outside.
Weekend wait: 10–20 minutes in line during warm evenings or after Giants games.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait—walk right up to the counter.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—all ice creams are vegetarian-friendly.
Vegan options: Limited—usually 1–2 rotating dairy-free options.
Gluten-free options: Yes—many flavors are naturally gluten-free; cones are not, but cups are available.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Yes—quirky, creative flavors make for a fun, low-pressure date spot with conversation starters.
Can I get a table without a reservation? There are no reservations or real tables—just counter service with a few outdoor benches.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—kids love the bold flavors and bright scoops. Space is limited inside, but strollers work fine outside.
Best For
Better for: Experimental and chef-inspired flavors you won’t find at standard ice cream shops.
Skip if: You prefer classic, no-frills flavors or need a full café setting with seating.