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JoJo's Shake Bar - River North
Master Critic Review
JoJo's Shake Bar - River North
7.9
Vibes:
Family Friendly Favorites
Sweet Treats Escapes
Instagram Worthy Wonders
Girls Night Out Approved
JoJo’s Shake Bar is built around over-the-top shakes, burgers, and fries, with bright decor and seasonal pop-ups that are catnip for kids and teens. Families treat it as a special-occasion stop for birthday sundaes and photo-ready desserts more than an everyday dinner spot.
Must-Try Dishes:
Winter Wonderland or Seasonal Biggie Shake, Classic Burger, Loaded Fries
Scores:
Value: 6.8
Service: 7
Consistency: 7.5
Food Quality: 7.8
Atmosphere: 8.8
Cultural Relevance: 8
What makes it special: A dessert-first diner where towering shakes and themed decor thrill kids.
Who should go: Families planning a sugar-focused outing or birthday treat.
When to visit: Afternoons or early evenings before lines and late-night crowds.
What to order: One Biggie Shake to share, a burger, loaded fries.
Insider tip: Share shakes between two to four people; they’re huge and pricey.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: No dedicated parking; expect paid garages and limited metered street parking nearby, with availability tightening on weekends and evenings.
Dress code: Casual and family-friendly — jeans, sneakers, and kid party attire are all common.
Noise level: Loud during peak afternoons and evenings — conversation is possible but can be challenging when the room is full.
Weekend wait: 30–60 minutes without a reservation, especially during birthday and pop-up seasons.
Weekday lunch: Usually minimal wait, though short delays are possible during school breaks and holidays.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — several meat-free items (fries, salads, some desserts), though the menu is still burger- and shake-focused.
Vegan options: Very limited — some sides and modifications may work, but most shakes and desserts contain dairy.
Gluten-free options: Limited — a few items can be modified, but cross-contact is likely and there is no dedicated gluten-free prep area.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for playful, high-energy outings than a quiet first date — the focus is on big desserts, photos, and a lively room rather than conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Often yes, but expect waits at peak times. Walk-ins are common; arriving earlier in the afternoon or early evening improves your chances.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes — best for kids and teens who enjoy sweets and themed decor. Portions are large, and parents often share shakes between children.
Best For
Better for: Over-the-top, photo-ready shakes and celebratory kid outings where dessert is the main event.
Skip if: You want a quiet meal, health-focused dining, or serious savory food — a more traditional restaurant may be a better fit.