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Mercury Cafe
Master Critic Review
Mercury Cafe
7.9
Long-running Hayes Valley cafe (since 2009) known for house-baked goods and a short breakfast menu that includes toasted bagels with smart toppings. A calm, work-friendly room makes it an easy sit-down option near the arts corridor.
Must-Try Dishes:
Toasted sesame bagel with egg and cheddar, Smoked salmon bagel with capers, Avocado-tomato bagel
Scores:
Value: 7.4
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 8.1
Food Quality: 8.2
Atmosphere: 8.5
Cultural Relevance: 7.9
What makes it special: Neighborhood cafe with sit-down bagel plates and steady execution.
Who should go: Remote workers and pre-show brunchers
When to visit: Weekday mornings for easy seating
What to order: Sesame egg-and-cheese; lox bagel; drip + pastry
Insider tip: Check the board for seasonal bagel toppings and house bakes.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only—metered spots can be tough during peak Hayes Valley hours, especially evenings near the arts corridor.
Dress code: Casual and comfortable; laptops and brunch attire both fit in.
Noise level: Low to moderate—generally quiet enough for work or conversation, with a light cafe hum.
Weekend wait: Not applicable—cafe closes by mid-afternoon.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait; counter and tables turn quickly.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—bagels with egg, cheese, and spreads plus vegetarian pastries.
Vegan options: Limited—plain bagels and some toppings, but not a dedicated vegan menu.
Gluten-free options: No dedicated gluten-free bagels; pastries and baked goods contain wheat.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for a casual coffee or light breakfast date than a romantic evening—laid-back and quiet, ideal if you want a low-pressure start.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—tables are first-come, first-served; weekdays are easy, weekends can fill during brunch rush.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for younger kids—space is relaxed and bagels are universally kid-friendly, though no special amenities like high chairs or kids’ menu.
Best For
Better for: A calmer, sit-down bagel experience compared to grab-and-go shops nearby; good for working or lingering with coffee.
Skip if: You want extensive bagel varieties or gluten-free options—specialty bagel shops may serve you better.