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Parlor Pizza Bar – West Loop
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Parlor Pizza Bar – West Loop
7.6
Parlor’s West Loop flagship is a sprawling pizza-and-beer hang with big patios, TVs, and a long list of topped pies. It’s less about obsessing over dough and more about lively group hangs, happy hour deals, and post-work or weekend meetups built around shareable pizzas.
Must-Try Dishes:
Margherita Pizza, Sgt. Pepper pizza, Burrata Be Kidding Me pizza
Scores:
Value: 6.6
Service: 7.2
Consistency: 7.6
Food Quality: 7.4
Atmosphere: 8.8
Cultural Relevance: 8.3
What makes it special: Large patio-driven pizza bar where scene, drinks, and pizzas meet.
Who should go: Groups prioritizing patio energy, drinks, and social atmosphere.
When to visit: Weekday happy hour or warm-weekend evenings on the patio.
What to order: Margherita, Sgt. Pepper, Burrata Be Kidding Me shared for table.
Insider tip: Target earlier slots; late nights skew louder and more bar-focused.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking in the West Loop is limited and can be competitive during evenings and weekends; nearby paid garages are the most reliable option.
Dress code: Casual to smart casual — jerseys, jeans, and laid-back weekend wear all fit in fine.
Noise level: Loud — especially during games and weekend evenings, expect more bar-energy than quiet dining.
Weekend wait: 30–60 minutes without a reservation, longer on warm patio days or big sports nights.
Weekday lunch: Often little to no wait, though groups may want to plan ahead.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Several pizzas and salads can be made vegetarian-friendly.
Vegan options: Limited — some customization is possible but options are not a focus.
Gluten-free options: Gluten-free crust is sometimes available, but cross-contact precautions are not guaranteed.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? It can work for casual dates, especially outdoors, but the volume and bar energy skew better for social hangs than intimate conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes — walk-ins are common, but expect waits during peak times. Arriving early or with a small group improves your chances.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes during daytime and early evenings, especially on the patio. Late-night crowds feel more adult-oriented.
Best For
Better for: Large groups, patio meetups, sports-watching, and casual pizza-and-beer gatherings.
Skip if: You’re seeking artisanal, chef-driven pizza or a quieter, date-night restaurant experience.
Parlor Pizza Bar – West Loop
8.0
Vibes:
Outdoor Dining Oasis
Brewery & Beer Garden Republic
Group Dining Gatherings
Instagram Worthy Wonders
Parlor’s West Loop outpost is all about wood-fired pies, a deep beer list, and a sprawling patio that feels like a party most warm evenings. It’s less about quiet refinement and more about big-group hangs over playful pizzas and pitchers outside.
Must-Try Dishes:
Cheesus, Mary and Joseph Pizza, Honey Boo Boo Pizza, Stella Blue Pizza
Scores:
Value: 7.4
Service: 6.5
Consistency: 7.6
Food Quality: 7.9
Atmosphere: 8.6
Cultural Relevance: 8.2
What makes it special: A huge West Loop patio built for sharing creative pizzas and beers in the open air.
Who should go: Casual groups prioritizing patio space and fun pizzas.
When to visit: Warm evenings and weekend afternoons when the patio’s packed.
What to order: Cheesus, Mary and Joseph, Honey Boo Boo, Stella Blue pizzas.
Insider tip: Arrive early on peak nights to lock in a full patio table without a long wait.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking can be limited at peak times; nearby paid garages are the most reliable option.
Dress code: Casual and patio-friendly — jeans, sneakers, and relaxed outfits are common.
Noise level: Loud during peak evenings, especially outdoors — expect energetic, social patio vibes.
Weekend wait: 45–75 minutes without a reservation on nice-weather days.
Weekday lunch: Usually little to no wait.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Many pizzas and appetizers can be ordered vegetarian.
Vegan options: Limited — modifications may help but options are not extensive.
Gluten-free options: Gluten-free crust is typically available on request.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Yes if you want something lively and casual outdoors, but quieter spots may suit intimate conversation better.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Often yes, but expect waits during warm-weather evenings and weekends — arriving early helps.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes during the daytime and early evening — pizzas and open space work well for families, though late-night scenes skew more adult.
Best For
Better for: Large groups who want playful pizzas, lots of beer options, and a social patio scene.
Skip if: You’re looking for quiet dining, formal service, or a chef-driven pizza experience.