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Patpong Thai Cuisine
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Patpong Thai Cuisine
8.2
Neighborhood staple doing a broad, homespun Thai menu—think fragrant curries, wok-seared noodles, and comforting soups—at fair prices. Locals lean on it for weeknight takeout or an unfussy sit-down after a Clement Street stroll.
Must-Try Dishes:
Khao Soi (chicken), Pad See Ew, Tom Kha Soup
Scores:
Value: 8.5
Service: 7.9
Consistency: 8.1
Food Quality: 8.6
Atmosphere: 6.2
Cultural Relevance: 7.8
What makes it special: Well-rounded Thai classics with reliable flavors and generous portions.
Who should go: Weeknight Thai fans and neighborhood regulars
When to visit: Early dinner to avoid peak takeout rush
What to order: Khao soi, pad see ew, tom kha
Insider tip: Ask for extra chili-vinegar and prik nam pla to dial heat/brightness.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking along Clement and 24th Avenue is generally available but can tighten after 6pm; no dedicated lot or valet service.
Dress code: Casual; locals often drop in post-errand or in weekend wear—no need to dress up.
Noise level: Moderate—steady takeout traffic and family groups, but still fine for normal conversation.
Weekend wait: 20–30 minutes during peak hours; quicker for takeout orders.
Weekday lunch: Usually seated immediately or within 5 minutes.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—many dishes like pad see ew, green curry, and tofu stir-fries can be made vegetarian.
Vegan options: Partial—kitchen can omit fish sauce or egg upon request in select dishes.
Gluten-free options: Limited—some rice-based dishes qualify, but soy sauces may contain gluten.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if you’re after a relaxed, no-frills meal; the focus is comfort over ambiance.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—reservations aren’t required; walk-ins are standard and tables turn quickly.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—families are common here; staff are accommodating and spice levels can be adjusted for kids.
Best For
Better for: Consistent neighborhood-style Thai with authentic balance of spice and sweetness at approachable prices.
Skip if: You’re after a trendier or cocktail-driven Thai experience—try Marin Thai or Lers Ros instead.
Patpong Thai Cuisine
7.8
Vibes:
Cheap Eats Budget Brilliance
Comfort Food Classics
Group Dining Gatherings
Hidden Gems Heaven
Long-running Clement Street standby serving a broad menu of classic stir-fries, noodles, and curries at wallet-friendly prices. It’s an easy sit-down option for quick, familiar Thai comfort in the Outer Richmond.
Must-Try Dishes:
Duck Salad (larb-style), Gang Pa (jungle curry, no coconut), Garlic Fried Calamari
Scores:
Value: 8.4
Service: 7.6
Consistency: 7.8
Food Quality: 8
Atmosphere: 6.3
Cultural Relevance: 7.5
What makes it special: Affordable, expansive menu with a few spicier regional options.
Who should go: Budget-minded Thai comfort seekers
When to visit: Early dinner for faster seating and steady kitchen pace
What to order: Duck salad, jungle curry, garlic fried calamari
Insider tip: Request extra herbs and chilies; kitchen will customize heat levels.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking on Clement and adjacent avenues is metered and moderately available; expect light competition after 6pm but easier finds within two blocks on side streets.
Dress code: Casual attire is perfectly fine—jeans, hoodies, and neighborhood wear fit right in.
Noise level: Moderate—conversation remains comfortable even during peak dinner hours.
Weekend wait: 10–20 minutes for a small group; larger parties may wait up to 30 minutes.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait; walk-ins are easily accommodated.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—many curries, noodle, and tofu stir-fry dishes can be made vegetarian on request.
Vegan options: Limited—kitchen will omit fish sauce or egg on select dishes, though options are not extensive.
Gluten-free options: Partially—rice dishes and certain curries are naturally gluten-free, but soy sauce use varies, so confirm with staff.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if you’re after a low-key, comfort-first meal rather than ambience—great for shared plates but not romantic lighting.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—reservations aren’t needed; walk-ins are the norm and tables turn quickly even at dinner rush.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—casual setting, accommodating staff, and mild dishes make it fine for families with kids aged 5 and up.
Best For
Better for: Larger menu variety and customizable spice levels compared to other Outer Richmond Thai spots.
Skip if: You’re after modern plating or trendy atmosphere—Patpong focuses on comfort over presentation.