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PizzaHacker
8.4
Sourdough-crust pies with a lively Bernal/Mission energy, TVs for games, and kid-welcoming counter service. The menu runs classic to punchy (think puttanesca).
Must-Try Dishes:
Margherita, Puttanesca, Fennel Sausage pie
Scores:
Value: 8.1
Service: 8.2
Consistency: 8.6
Food Quality: 8.9
Atmosphere: 7.2
Cultural Relevance: 8
What makes it special: Naturally leavened crust with bright, house-made sauces.
Who should go: Parents who want great crusts and quick service
When to visit: Right at open for easiest seating
What to order: Margherita; Puttanesca; Sausage pie
Insider tip: Kids love the chalk wall—ask for chalk near the counter.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Limited street parking along Mission and 29th; best luck a block off Mission on side streets after 6pm. No private lot or valet.
Dress code: Casual and relaxed—tees and jeans are standard; no need to dress up even for weekend nights.
Noise level: Moderate to lively; conversation-friendly at lunch, louder during evening games when TVs are on.
Weekend wait: 30–45 minutes at peak between 6:30–8:00pm; add your name at the counter and grab a beer while you wait.
Weekday lunch: Usually no wait; plenty of tables open right at noon.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—strong selection including Margherita, Funghi, and seasonal veggie pies.
Vegan options: Limited—one or two pies can be made dairy-free on request, but no vegan cheese.
Gluten-free options: No dedicated gluten-free crust; shared dough surfaces make it unsuitable for strict gluten-free diners.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if you’re going casual—great energy and excellent pizza, but the bright lights and TVs lean more fun than romantic.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—counter service only, no reservations needed. Expect a short line on busy nights but quick turnover once seated.
Is it kid-friendly? Absolutely—kids love the chalk wall and open seating. High chairs available and noise levels make it easy for families with little ones.
Best For
Better for: Best for families or groups that want serious sourdough crusts without fussy service—faster and more spirited than most Mission pizzerias.
Skip if: Skip if you’re looking for quiet dining or gluten-free options; head to Beretta or Flour + Water Pizzeria instead.
PizzaHacker
8.2
Counter-service pies with blistered crusts and clever topping combos, ideal for quick family dinners or takeout. Order ahead and the pies are ready fast.
Must-Try Dishes:
Top Shelf Margherita, Rocket Man (arugula, lemon, grana), Yo Vinny (pepperoni)
Scores:
Value: 9.1
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 8.4
Food Quality: 8.7
Atmosphere: 6.8
Cultural Relevance: 7.9
What makes it special: Serious pizza technique with a casual, fast format.
Who should go: Budget-minded families on the move
When to visit: Order online; pick up in 20–30 minutes
What to order: Margherita, Rocket Man, pepperoni
Insider tip: Weekend mornings feature bagels—grab a dozen for the week.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking is usually available along Mission Street and nearby residential blocks, though it can tighten up after 6pm on weekends.
Dress code: Casual—jeans, tees, and hoodies are perfectly fine.
Noise level: Moderate—busy chatter during dinner rush but still easy to hold a conversation.
Weekend wait: 15–25 minutes for walk-up orders; online preorders ready within 30 minutes.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait; walk-in orders move quickly.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—several pies like Margherita and Rocket Man are naturally vegetarian.
Vegan options: Limited—no dedicated vegan cheese but can request veggie-only pies without cheese.
Gluten-free options: No gluten-free crusts at this time.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if you’re going for a casual, no-frills vibe—counter seating and paper plates keep it relaxed and low pressure.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—it's counter service, so no reservations needed. Grab a table if one’s open or take your order to-go.
Is it kid-friendly? Very—families are common here, with plenty of space for strollers and quick service that keeps kids happy.
Best For
Better for: Faster, more affordable pizzas than sit-down Italian spots nearby, with equally skilled dough work.
Skip if: You’re looking for a full-service meal with wine and table service—this is a casual, order-at-the-counter setup.