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Red’s Java House
Master Critic Review
Red’s Java House
7.9
Waterfront shack serving old-school burgers on sourdough rolls with onions, pickles, and mustard. Simple, fast, and affordable with a Bay Bridge view and plenty of patio seating.
Must-Try Dishes:
Double Cheeseburger on Sourdough, Chili Cheeseburger, Onion Rings
Scores:
Value: 9.3
Service: 7.6
Consistency: 8.2
Food Quality: 7.8
Atmosphere: 6.6
Cultural Relevance: 8.8
What makes it special: Classic sourdough-roll burger with waterfront views.
Who should go: Budget-minded burger traditionalists
When to visit: Midday before ballpark crowds
What to order: Double cheeseburger; chili cheeseburger; fries
Insider tip: Grab a back-patio table facing the Bay Bridge.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Metered street parking along the Embarcadero; can be tight on game days. Paid lots nearby at Pier 30–32 and Oracle Park.
Dress code: Casual—shorts, jeans, and ballpark gear are common. No dress code enforcement.
Noise level: Moderate to lively, especially on weekends or during ballgames. Patio seating makes it easier to chat.
Weekend wait: 10–20 minutes for a table outside; inside is usually quicker.
Weekday lunch: Generally no wait, though lines build just before Giants games.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Very limited—fries and sides mainly, with no dedicated veggie burger.
Vegan options: Minimal—fries are the only dependable vegan option.
Gluten-free options: No gluten-free buns or rolls offered; menu is largely wheat-based.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if your date appreciates casual dives and waterfront views—expect picnic tables, not romance.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—reservations aren’t taken. Seating is first-come, first-served, with turnover fairly quick.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for families with older kids—plenty of outdoor seating and fries they’ll enjoy, but no kid-specific menu or high chairs.
Best For
Better for: Classic, cheap waterfront burgers with a Bay Bridge backdrop—faster and more affordable than most sit-down spots nearby.
Skip if: You’re looking for gourmet toppings, dietary accommodations, or a quieter, polished dining atmosphere.