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Tank Noodle
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Tank Noodle
8.3
A high-traffic Uptown standby built for big-bowl pho cravings and wide-menu Vietnamese comfort. The move is to order one pho anchor, then add one snacky starter (spring rolls or crispy bites) and stop before the table turns into chaos.
Must-Try Dishes:
Pho dac biet, Bun bo Hue, Vietnamese spring rolls (goi cuon)
Scores:
Value: 7.8
Service: 7.6
Consistency: 8.6
Food Quality: 8.6
Atmosphere: 6.6
Cultural Relevance: 8.4
What makes it special: Big-menu pho house with proven, high-volume Uptown staying power.
Who should go: Pho-first groups who want lots of choices
When to visit: Off-peak lunch to avoid the longest waits
What to order: Pho dac biet, bun bo Hue, spring rolls
Insider tip: Go earlier or later—peak Argyle hours get crowded fast.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking along Argyle and nearby side streets; can be tight during peak dinner hours, easier mid-day.
Dress code: Casual and comfortable—jeans and sneakers are standard.
Noise level: Moderate to loud during peak hours; conversation is fine but not intimate.
Weekend wait: 30-60 minutes during peak Argyle hours without a reservation.
Weekday lunch: Short wait or no wait outside the noon rush.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—vegetarian pho, tofu dishes, and vegetable-based stir-fries.
Vegan options: Limited—some vegetable and tofu options, but broths and sauces should be double-checked.
Gluten-free options: Partial—rice noodle pho and vermicelli dishes are naturally gluten-free, but cross-contact is possible.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for casual first dates than romantic ones—great food and energy, but the room can get busy and loud.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes, but timing matters—off-peak visits are easy, while weekend dinners often mean a line.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—large portions, mild broth options, and quick service work well for school-age kids.
Best For
Better for: Large-group dining, broad menu variety, and reliable pho when you want options.
Skip if: You want a quiet, intimate meal or a tightly focused, minimalist pho experience.
Tank Noodle
8.3
An Uptown institution with a huge Vietnamese menu and the kind of volume that keeps the pho line moving even when the room is packed. The best experience comes from ordering decisively—one combo pho (or bun bo hue if you want heat) and a crisp appetizer—then letting the bowl do the heavy lifting.
Must-Try Dishes:
Tank Special Combo Phở, Bún bò Huế, Chả giò (fried egg rolls)
Scores:
Value: 8
Service: 7.4
Consistency: 8.6
Food Quality: 8.6
Atmosphere: 6.3
Cultural Relevance: 8.6
What makes it special: High-volume Vietnamese mainstay where the pho combos satisfy at scale.
Who should go: Groups chasing classic Uptown pho
When to visit: Off-peak hours to avoid waits
What to order: Tank special pho, bun bo hue, egg rolls
Insider tip: Order one signature soup per person and only one shared starter—tables fill fast and portions are big.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; metered and residential spots nearby can be difficult during peak dinner hours.
Dress code: Casual—jeans, hoodies, and everyday wear are all normal.
Noise level: Loud and energetic; conversation is possible but raised voices are common during peak times.
Weekend wait: 45–75 minutes during peak hours, especially Friday and Saturday nights
Weekday lunch: Usually little to no wait outside the noon rush
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—vegetarian pho and several vegetable-based noodle and rice dishes
Vegan options: Limited—vegetarian options exist, but confirm broth and sauces for animal products
Gluten-free options: Mostly—rice noodles and broths work, but sauces and fried items may contain gluten
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for casual first dates than intimate ones—the food is comforting and fun, but the room is loud and hectic.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—Tank Noodle operates primarily on a walk-in basis, but be prepared to wait during peak dinner hours.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—large portions, familiar noodle soups, and a casual atmosphere work well for kids, though the noise level can be high.
Best For
Better for: High-volume group dining, fast-moving pho service, and classic Uptown Vietnamese staples
Skip if: You want a quiet meal, refined broth nuance, or a short wait during prime weekend hours
Tank Noodle
8.2
Vibes:
Quick Bites Champions
Group Dining Gatherings
Comfort Food Classics
Cheap Eats Budget Brilliance
A big, high-throughput Argyle corner built for noodles at scale—pho, vermicelli bowls, and Vietnamese comfort classics that come out fast when you keep the order focused. Treat it like a two-lane meal (one pho plus one dry-noodle bowl for the table) and it reads as dependable Uptown value rather than a chaotic menu tour.
Must-Try Dishes:
Pho dac biet, Bun cha gio, Crispy egg rolls
Scores:
Value: 8.5
Service: 7.4
Consistency: 8.5
Food Quality: 8.4
Atmosphere: 6.3
Cultural Relevance: 8.2
What makes it special: Big-menu Vietnamese noodle utility with fast, high-volume output.
Who should go: Hungry groups who want noodles fast
When to visit: Off-peak hours to avoid waits
What to order: Pho dac biet, bun cha gio, crispy egg rolls
Insider tip: Go one soup lane + one dry-noodle lane instead of scattering orders.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Metered street parking on Argyle and nearby side streets; can be tight at peak hours. Small paid lots within a few blocks near the Red Line stations.
Dress code: Casual—jeans, hoodies, and everyday wear are all normal.
Noise level: Loud and bustling—conversation is possible but expect raised voices during peak times.
Weekend wait: 30–60 minutes during peak hours; faster if dining early or late.
Weekday lunch: Often no wait or 5–10 minutes outside peak noon rush.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—vegetarian pho and vermicelli options are available.
Vegan options: Limited—some vegetarian dishes can be ordered vegan with modifications, but confirmation with staff is recommended.
Gluten-free options: Partial—rice noodles are gluten-free, but broths and sauces may contain gluten; cross-contact is possible.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for casual or low-pressure dates—it's loud and fast-paced, so it’s not ideal for long, intimate conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—walk-ins are the norm, but expect waits during weekend dinner hours.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—families are common, portions are generous, and noodle soups work well for kids, though the noise level can be high.
Best For
Better for: High-volume pho and Vietnamese comfort food with fast turnaround for groups.
Skip if: You want a quiet meal, highly curated regional Vietnamese dishes, or a more intimate dining room.