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The Commissioner
Master Critic Review
The Commissioner
8.0
The Commissioner is a newer Park Slope bar that has quickly become a go-to for chicken wings, frozen margaritas, and all-day game watching. Happy hour drink deals, dart boards, and a compact but focused bar-food menu make it feel like a modern neighborhood clubhouse rather than a generic sports bar.
Must-Try Dishes:
Buffalo chicken wings, Crispy chicken tenders with fries, Queso and chips
Scores:
Value: 7.8
Service: 8.3
Consistency: 7.9
Food Quality: 8.5
Atmosphere: 6.4
Cultural Relevance: 7.2
What makes it special: A lively wing-focused bar where happy hour, darts, and late-night crowds blend into one long game day.
Who should go: Groups wanting modern sports-bar energy and strong wings
When to visit: Weeknight happy hour or weekend afternoons for games
What to order: Buffalo wings, chicken tenders, frozen margarita pitchers
Insider tip: Head to the back dart-board area if you want space and quicker bar access when the front room is packed.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; generally manageable before 6pm but tight during weekend games and evening rush.
Dress code: Casual—jerseys, hoodies, and jeans are the norm.
Noise level: Loud during games; moderate on weeknights—conversation possible but not quiet.
Weekend wait: 15–30 minutes during big games; otherwise brief waits.
Weekday lunch: No wait—bar and tables typically available.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Limited—fries, tots, and a few bar snacks qualify, but mains are wing-heavy.
Vegan options: Very limited—mostly fries or chips-and-salsa territory.
Gluten-free options: No dedicated gluten-free program; wings are fried in shared oil.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if both people love sports-bar energy; it’s lively and fun but not ideal for intimate conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—it's walk-in only. Arrive before major game starts for the best seating.
Is it kid-friendly? Generally adult-leaning; acceptable for older kids during daytime but not ideal at night when crowds and noise spike.
Best For
Better for: Casual wing nights, game-day groups, and strong frozen margaritas compared to more traditional sit-down pubs.
Skip if: You want vegetarian or gluten-free meals, quiet conversation, or a polished dining environment—nearby gastropubs or diners will fit better.