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The Crafty Fox Ale House

1700 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94103, SoMa, CA 94103
$$
Burgers

Master Critic Review

The Crafty Fox Ale House 8.1
Mission District (94103 corridor)
Beer-centric ale house with a solid cheeseburger, rotating taps, and plenty of screens. It’s a dependable game-day stop where the burger holds up to the beers.
Must-Try Dishes: Crafty Fox Cheeseburger, Korean Fried Chicken Sandwich (alt pick), Hand-cut Fries
Scores:
Value: 7.8 Service: 8 Consistency: 8.3 Food Quality: 8.2 Atmosphere: 7.7 Cultural Relevance: 8.4
What makes it special: Tap-driven pub with a legit house cheeseburger.
Who should go: Beer lovers who want a proper burger
When to visit: Weeknights 5–7pm or during big games
What to order: Cheeseburger, wings, fries
Insider tip: Bar seats get fastest service during televised games.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking can be tight in the Mission after 6pm; no dedicated lot or valet. Rideshare is easiest on busy game nights.
Dress code: Casual — jeans, jerseys, and hoodies fit right in, especially on game days.
Noise level: Loud during major sports broadcasts; otherwise moderate with background music and chatter.
Weekend wait: 30–45 minutes if a big game is on; otherwise 10–20 minutes.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait, though seating fills quickly if a midday game is showing.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — veggie burger, salads, and shareable apps like fries and pretzels.
Vegan options: Limited — can modify a veggie burger and some sides, but not a dedicated menu.
Gluten-free options: Some items like salads and wings are naturally gluten-free; no dedicated prep space.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better suited for casual hangs or watching a game together than an intimate first date. Go if your date enjoys sports and beer.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes — they don’t take reservations, but arriving early before popular games increases your chances of snagging a table.
Is it kid-friendly? Kids are welcome during the day, but the vibe is very bar-forward. Best for older kids/teens accompanying parents rather than little ones.
Best For
Better for: A lively sports bar atmosphere with a burger that outperforms typical pub fare. Great beer selection and game-day energy.
Skip if: If you want a quiet dinner, a vegan-friendly menu, or fine-dining style service, choose elsewhere.