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The Horny Ram
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The Horny Ram
8.6
This two-level Midtown East pub turns out buffalo-style chicken wings alongside a brunch-heavy comfort-food menu and strong cocktails. High review volume and steady crowds make it a reliable pick when you want wings with a lively atmosphere, bottomless brunch, or happy hour.
Must-Try Dishes:
Chicken Wings (buffalo or honey BBQ), Buffalo Chicken Nachos, Fried Chicken Sandwich
Scores:
Value: 6.8
Service: 8.4
Consistency: 8.7
Food Quality: 8.5
Atmosphere: 9
Cultural Relevance: 8.4
What makes it special: High-volume neighborhood pub where classic wings fuel bottomless brunch and drinks.
Who should go: Groups craving wings, cocktails, and energetic Midtown vibes.
When to visit: Weekend brunch or weekday happy hour for peak energy.
What to order: Chicken wings, buffalo chicken nachos, fried chicken sandwich.
Insider tip: Request an upstairs table for a slightly calmer take on brunch.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking is limited in Midtown East and competitive after 6pm; nearby paid garages are the most reliable option.
Dress code: Casual to smart-casual; jeans and sneakers are common, but brunch crowds often lean slightly dressy.
Noise level: Lively. Conversation is doable at smaller tables upstairs, but the main floor runs loud during brunch and happy hour.
Weekend wait: 20–40 minutes for small groups; longer for 4+ during peak brunch-to-dinner overlap.
Weekday lunch: Generally no wait, except on Fridays when office crowds spike.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Moderate coverage—salads, sides, and a few brunch items work; wings-focused menu limits depth.
Vegan options: Limited—expect 1–2 adaptable dishes; most fried items use shared equipment.
Gluten-free options: Some salads and grilled items qualify, but wings are not reliably gluten-free due to shared fryers.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if you want a casual, high-energy setting. It’s fun and social, but the noise and sports-bar vibe aren’t ideal for deep conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes for most weekday meals. On weekends, especially brunch, walk-ins are possible but expect a wait—arrive early or aim for the upstairs level when available.
Is it kid-friendly? Suitable for older kids during daytime hours, but the bar-forward, loud brunch scene isn’t ideal for young children.
Best For
Better for: Energetic brunches, strong wings, group-friendly seating, and reliable happy-hour vibes in Midtown East.
Skip if: You want quiet dining, extensive dietary-friendly menus, or chef-driven wings with unique sauces.
The Horny Ram
8.2
The Horny Ram is a restless Midtown East gastropub known for bottomless brunch by day and boozy, kitchen-open-late comfort food at night. The menu leans indulgent—pancake burgers, chicken and waffles, loaded mac and cheese—served in a loud, social room that works as an after-hours meet-up spot.
Must-Try Dishes:
Pancake Burger, Chicken and waffles, Loaded mac and cheese
Scores:
Value: 7.1
Service: 7.8
Consistency: 8.2
Food Quality: 8.4
Atmosphere: 8.8
Cultural Relevance: 6.5
What makes it special: High-energy pub food and drinks with a kitchen that reliably runs late.
Who should go: Groups craving indulgent bar food and strong cocktails.
When to visit: Late nights on weekends for maximum buzz and energy.
What to order: Pancake Burger, chicken and waffles, mac and cheese.
Insider tip: The late menu still covers most crowd favorites—ask what’s running.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking is limited in Midtown East, especially after 6pm; nearby paid garages along 2nd Ave and 3rd Ave are the most reliable option.
Dress code: Casual to smart-casual; jeans and sneakers are fine, but most groups lean slightly dressy for night outings.
Noise level: Loud during peak hours—conversation requires raised voices, especially late nights and brunch.
Weekend wait: 30–60 minutes without a reservation, longer after 10pm when late-night crowds roll in.
Weekday lunch: Usually little to no wait; the room stays quieter before 5pm.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Moderate selection—salads, mac and cheese variations, and some starters work well for vegetarians.
Vegan options: Limited—expect only 1–2 adaptable dishes; confirm with staff for modifications.
Gluten-free options: Some options can be prepared gluten-free, but cross-contact is possible; not ideal for strict celiacs.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? It’s better for high-energy meetups than intimate dates—fun if you want a lively, social vibe, less ideal if you need quiet conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes, especially on weeknights, but expect waits on weekends. Arrive early or aim for bar seating if you’re walking in during peak hours.
Is it kid-friendly? Not particularly—crowds skew adult, the noise is high, and late-night service is geared toward drinking groups. Best for teens and up.
Best For
Better for: Late-night food, strong drinks, and upbeat group energy compared to quieter Midtown gastropubs.
Skip if: You want a calm dinner, refined plating, or reliable vegan/gluten-free options—other Midtown spots perform better in those areas.