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Village Square Pizza
Master Critic Reviews (5 Lists)
Village Square Pizza
8.4
Vibes:
Quick Bites Champions
Cheap Eats Budget Brilliance
Solo Dining Sanctuaries
Late Night Legends
A square-slice-first neighborhood shop that leans on crisp edges, a balanced red sauce, and a steady rotation of pies that hold up for grab-and-go. It’s best when you treat it like a slice bar: pick one classic, one topping-forward option, and keep the pace quick.
Must-Try Dishes:
Sicilian square slice, Vodka slice, Pepperoni square slice
Scores:
Value: 8.8
Service: 7.6
Consistency: 8.5
Food Quality: 8.7
Atmosphere: 6.4
Cultural Relevance: 8.1
What makes it special: Crisp, satisfying square slices built for fast, reliable slice decisions.
Who should go: Slice-first locals and late-night pizza walkers
When to visit: Late night or quick lunch window
What to order: Sicilian square, vodka slice, pepperoni slice
Insider tip: Mix one square and one regular slice for better texture contrast.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; very limited and competitive in the East Village, especially after 6pm. Rideshare or walking is the easiest option.
Dress code: Ultra-casual — jeans, sneakers, whatever you’re already wearing.
Noise level: Moderate to loud during late-night hours; fine for quick conversation, not ideal for lingering chats.
Weekend wait: 5–15 minutes late night depending on foot traffic; lines move fast.
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait or just a short line.
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — multiple cheese and veggie slice options available daily.
Vegan options: Limited — usually possible with a red-sauce veggie slice if available, but no dedicated vegan cheese.
Gluten-free options: No — no gluten-free crusts or separate prep area.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if the goal is casual and low-pressure — this is more of a stand-and-eat or grab-and-go spot than a sit-down date destination.
Can I get a table without a reservation? There are usually a few stools or small counters at best; plan on standing or taking slices to go.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for older kids who like pizza and quick meals; no special amenities, but slices are easy and affordable.
Best For
Better for: Fast, reliable square slices with crisp edges and consistent execution — especially when you want something filling without committing to a full pie.
Skip if: You want sit-down service, specialty pies, or gluten-free options; this is about speed and simplicity, not a dining experience.
Village Square Pizza
8.4
A late-night slice destination built around thick, caramelized-edge square pies that stay sturdy after midnight. The move is to lean into their square formats—pepperoni and grandma-style—when you want something heavier than a foldable street slice without turning it into a sit-down meal.
Must-Try Dishes:
Pepperoni square slice, Grandma square slice, Eggplant square slice
Scores:
Value: 8
Service: 8.1
Consistency: 8.4
Food Quality: 8.8
Atmosphere: 7
Cultural Relevance: 8.1
What makes it special: Square pies with crispy edges that hold up deep into the night.
Who should go: Night owls who want hearty slices
When to visit: After midnight on Fri–Sat
What to order: Pepperoni square, grandma square, eggplant square
Insider tip: Order squares first—reheats take longer than standard slices.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; limited availability late night, rideshare is easier after 10pm
Dress code: Ultra-casual — jeans, sneakers, hoodies all standard
Noise level: Moderate to loud late night — ordering counter energy, quick conversations are fine
Weekend wait: 15–30 min after midnight, longer if popular squares are sold out
Weekday lunch: No wait typically
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes — multiple vegetarian square options including grandma and eggplant
Vegan options: Limited — sauce-forward squares possible but no dedicated vegan cheese
Gluten-free options: No — no gluten-free crusts or separate prep
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better as a casual late-night stop than a planned date — great if you want something unfussy and fun, less ideal for long conversation.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes — seating is first-come, but think of it as grab-a-slice-and-sit rather than a full table-service experience.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes earlier in the evening; late night skews adult and crowded, with limited space for strollers.
Best For
Better for: Late-night square slices that feel heavier and more filling than standard NYC street pizza
Skip if: You want thin, foldable slices or a sit-down pizzeria experience
Village Square Pizza
8.3
A no-seating slice stop built around square pies with a thicker, airy chew and a clean, punchy sauce profile. The move is to order two contrasting slices—one classic, one pesto or pepperoni-forward—then eat immediately outside while the crust still has its best crunch.
Must-Try Dishes:
Grandma square slice, Marinara square slice, Pepperoni square with hot honey
Scores:
Value: 7.8
Service: 8
Consistency: 8.1
Food Quality: 8.7
Atmosphere: 6.4
Cultural Relevance: 7.8
What makes it special: Square slices with standout dough texture and bold topping combos.
Who should go: Slice hunters who love squares
When to visit: Late night when you need fast food
What to order: Grandma square, marinara square, pepperoni hot honey
Insider tip: Get it fresh-heated—this place is all about texture.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; very limited and frustrating after 6pm—plan to walk, bike, or rideshare.
Dress code: Ultra-casual—streetwear, jeans, hoodies all normal.
Noise level: Loud and fast-paced—this is a grab-and-go slice stop, not a place for conversation.
Weekend wait: 5–10 minutes depending on reheats and late-night rush
Weekday lunch: Typically no wait
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple vegetarian squares including marinara and pesto-based options.
Vegan options: Limited—marinara-style squares without cheese are the safest bet.
Gluten-free options: No—no gluten-free crust or separate prep area.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Only if the date is casual and food-focused—there’s no seating, so it works best as a quick slice stop rather than a linger-and-talk spot.
Can I get a table without a reservation? There are no tables—this is a standing, takeout-only slice shop meant to be eaten immediately.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes for older kids who like pizza and quick stops, but there’s no seating or kid-specific setup.
Best For
Better for: Square slices with airy dough texture and bold, modern topping combos that hit hardest when eaten fresh.
Skip if: You want seating, a classic foldable slice, or a relaxed sit-down pizza experience.
Village Square Pizza
7.9
A slice-and-square shop that’s built for family convenience: quick ordering, easy sharing, and enough topping variety to keep everyone happy. It’s best when you mix one classic square with one spicier or specialty slice so the box has contrast instead of repetition.
Must-Try Dishes:
Square pepperoni slice, Hot honey slice (when available), Vegan slice option (rotating)
Scores:
Value: 8.4
Service: 7.6
Consistency: 8.1
Food Quality: 8.2
Atmosphere: 6.8
Cultural Relevance: 7.7
What makes it special: Square-and-slice format that’s fast, shareable, and kid-proof.
Who should go: Families who want pizza without a long sit-down
When to visit: Late afternoon or early dinner for quickest flow
What to order: One square, one specialty slice, simple topping slice
Insider tip: Order a mix of square and regular slices for better texture variety.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; limited and competitive in the evening, easier earlier in the day.
Dress code: Very casual—anything goes, from jeans to athletic wear.
Noise level: Moderate to lively—fine for casual conversation but not a quiet sit-down.
Weekend wait: 10–20 minutes during peak slice rush, usually faster for takeout
Weekday lunch: Little to no wait most days
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple cheese and vegetable-topped slices available daily.
Vegan options: Limited—occasionally a marinara-style or veggie slice without cheese.
Gluten-free options: No—no dedicated gluten-free crust or prep area.
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better as a low-pressure, casual stop than a sit-down date—great for grabbing slices while walking or before another plan.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—there’s no reservation system and seating is first-come, but tables are limited and turnover is quick.
Is it kid-friendly? Yes—very kid-friendly for elementary-age kids and up, with familiar flavors, fast service, and easy sharing.
Best For
Better for: Quick family pizza stops, mixing square and classic slices, and feeding a group without committing to a full pie.
Skip if: You want a long, relaxed sit-down meal or need gluten-free options.
Village Square Pizza
8.1
A square-and-slice shop that’s built for family logistics: fast ordering, easy sharing, and enough variety to satisfy picky eaters without turning dinner into a negotiation. The best box is one classic square plus one specialty slice so you get contrast instead of repetition.
Must-Try Dishes:
Pepperoni square slice, Vodka square slice, Garlic knots
Scores:
Value: 8.1
Service: 7.7
Consistency: 8.3
Food Quality: 8.8
Atmosphere: 6.6
Cultural Relevance: 7.8
What makes it special: Square slices that stay sturdy and share well for mixed-age tables.
Who should go: Families who want fast, shareable pizza
When to visit: Late afternoon or early dinner
What to order: Pepperoni square, vodka slice, garlic knots
Insider tip: Order one square and one regular slice for better texture variety.
Logistics & Planning
Parking: Street parking only; limited and competitive in the evening, easier earlier in the day
Dress code: Casual—jeans, sneakers, and kid-friendly clothes fit right in
Noise level: Moderate—lively slice-shop energy but still easy to talk
Weekend wait: 10–20 minutes during peak early dinner hours, often quicker for takeout
Weekday lunch: Little to no wait
Dietary Options
Vegetarian options: Yes—multiple cheese and veggie slice options available
Vegan options: Limited—can accommodate simple requests but not a dedicated vegan menu
Gluten-free options: No—traditional pizza shop without gluten-free alternatives
Good to Know
Is this good for a first date? Better for casual, low-pressure dates than romantic ones—quick ordering and shared slices keep things easy, but it’s not an intimate sit-down spot.
Can I get a table without a reservation? Yes—seating is first-come, first-served and turnover is fast, especially if you’re flexible or go early.
Is it kid-friendly? Very—great for kids of all ages thanks to fast service, familiar flavors, and easy-to-share slices.
Best For
Better for: Families who want speed, flexibility, and zero ordering friction with both squares and slices
Skip if: You’re looking for a long, sit-down pizza dinner or need gluten-free or fully vegan options